There are 13 holes in every saltine cracker, not 15. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion recently ran photos of a staff member's 18-month-old niece. We regret there aren't more pictures of that adorable child.
The Onion forgot to capitalize "South American" in a story about South American mangoes last week.
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The Onion recently misquoted Aristophanes. Like any of you would have known but for our unflagging commitment to honesty.