The Onion's review of the 2009 Nissan 370Z called the car's brakes "unreliable and unsafe." The brakes performed far better in subsequent, sober ...
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In last Friday's Arts section, The Onion reported that Henry Hilibsky's painting Blue Potato Chips was about human suffering.