Opinion
Deadly Strain Of Bird Flu Spreading In China
A strain of avian flu known as H7N9 has infected at least 24 people and killed seven in Eastern China, prompting the government to kill ...
Airline Passenger Complaints Up Sharply
According to data from the Department of Transportation, the number of passenger complaints about airline travel soared 20 percent in 2012, with United earning the ...
More Women Moving In With Partners Before Marriage
According to a new study, between 2006 and 2010, 48 percent of all women between the ages of 15 and 44 moved in with their ...
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Majority Of Americans Now Support Legalizing Marijuana
According to the Pew Research Center, 52 percent of Americans are now in favor of legalizing marijuana while only 45 percent oppose it, marking the ...
Obama To Return 5% Of Salary To Government
Showing his solidarity with federal employees who have been furloughed due to sequestration budget cuts, President Barack Obama decided to return 5 percent of his ...
Jimmy Fallon Replacing Jay Leno On ‘Tonight Show’
Following debacles surrounding his initial takeover of The Tonight Show in 1992 and his brief retirement from the post in 2009, Jay Leno confirmed yesterday ...
Pixar Announces 'Finding Nemo' Sequel
Pixar announced that it will release a sequel to the hit 2003 animated movie Finding Nemo in November 2015, which will be called Finding Dory ...
Spanish Princess Charged With Corruption
Princess Christina Of Spain will face charges of corruption stemming from an investigation into her husband, a former Olympic handball player, who allegedly overcharged local ...
Vidal Thoughts
Dear The Onion,
It’s really hard to get a letter published in The New Yorker. So I have enclosed all my thoughts on Gore ...
1 In 9 U.S. Schoolchildren Diagnosed With ADHD
Eleven percent of American children between the ages of 4 and 17 have received a diagnosis of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, with two-thirds of those ...
Politicians Arrested For Plot To Rig NYC Mayoral Election
A Democratic state senator and Republican city councilman were arrested today on charges they planned to rig the upcoming mayoral election in New York by ...
Cardinal Says Catholic Church Should Welcome Gays
While admitting the Vatican would not change its opposition to same-sex marriage, Archbishop of New York Timothy Dolan said the Church should be more welcoming ...
Man Drives Car Into Wal-Mart, Assaults Shoppers
A man is in custody in San Jose, CA after he struck two cars with his Oldsmobile in a Wal-Mart parking lot Sunday, drove through ...








