There Are Going To Be Some Pointless Changes Around This OfficeCommentary • ISSUE 39•43 • Nov 5, 2003 By Daniel Wyatt
I Would Treat The Girl From The Muffler Commercial RightCommentary • ISSUE 39•42 • Oct 29, 2003 By Jerry Nexler
Generic Candy Corn Will Give You AIDSCommentary • ISSUE 39•41 • Oct 22, 2003 By Patrick Carlin, CEO, Brach's Confections
No Prison Can Hold Me, As Long As I Have My ImaginationCommentary • ISSUE 39•40 • Oct 15, 2003 By Terry Bodris
I'm A Diseased- And Deformed-Animal Lover!Commentary • ISSUE 44•27 ISSUE 39•40 • Oct 15, 2003 By Tricia McCory
Parrot Care Is Actually Quite Time-ConsumingCommentary • ISSUE 39•39 • Oct 8, 2003 By Capt. Crimson Bannister, Pirate
I Assume My Reputation For Arrogant Presumption Precedes MeCommentary • ISSUE 39•37 • Sep 24, 2003 By Carl Underberg
Well, Well, Well–If It Isn't A Family-Owned RetailerCommentary • ISSUE 39•35 • Sep 10, 2003 By Wal-Mart Store #3297
This Job Isn't Nearly As Exciting As The DeVry Institute Led Me To BelieveCommentary • ISSUE 39•31 • Aug 13, 2003 By Ted Lascowicz
Get Ready, Folks, 'Cause This Is The Greatest Late-To-Work Excuse You've Ever HeardCommentary • ISSUE 39•30 • Aug 6, 2003 By Matt Harnack
I'm Sorry, But I Only Date Men My Friends Are Afraid Might Kill MeCommentary • ISSUE 39•30 • Aug 6, 2003 By Julie Jacobs
In Sex Sales, What You're Really Selling Is YourselfCommentary • ISSUE 39•28 • Jul 23, 2003 By Traci Hoff
Sitting Through This Boring Murder Trial Should Be Punishment EnoughCommentary • ISSUE 39•28 • Jul 23, 2003 By Donald Glenn Ehrman
Normally I Enjoy Your Pornographic Web Site, But This Time You've Gone Too FarCommentary • ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•27 • Jul 16, 2003 By Gerald Conroy