Opinion

My Brother Cliffy

Letters To The Editor Jun 15, 2011
Dear The Onion, My brother Cliffy owns a driving school. Sometimes he even teaches cops how to drive fast. No shit. Perry Daives, Saginaw, MI

President

Corrections Jun 11, 2011
Our coverage of the president's recent speech at the State Department failed to mention Barack Hussein Obama's full name.

Drug Lord Guy

Corrections Jun 8, 2011
The Onion got cold feet last week about publishing an exposé on Mexican drug lord Chuy "The Killer" Muñoz.