Mel Gibson

Corrections Aug 4, 2010
Last week this paper reported that Mel Gibson's career was likely over due to the release of a racist, obscenity-laden tape.

Peanut Allergies

Corrections Jul 21, 2010
The Onion is manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts and various tree nuts. We regret any swelling.

Fire Safety

Corrections Jun 27, 2010
Saturday's article on fire safety contained an error. Apparently, the correct order of actions to take when one is on fire is "stop, drop ...

Jennifer Hudson

Corrections Jun 24, 2010
Yesterday we reported that Jennifer Hudson had dropped from a size 20 to a size 11, when in fact she is a size 10.