According to the IRS, federal, postal, and congressional employees owe $1.03 billion in unpaid taxes.
President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) announced on her website this past weekend that she would resign her seat in the House to concentrate on her recovery.
Chef Paula Deen announced this week that she has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. What do you think?
The Onion regrets printing an article about the way dentists recommend brushing. They're your teeth; do what you want.
Citing environmental concerns, the Obama administration is rejecting the proposed Canada-to-U.S. oil pipeline, but may reconsider if the builders propose a different route.
A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes.
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The online shoe retailer Zappos was hacked, leaving much of its customer data compromised. What do you think?
For the first time since 1965, murder was not among the top 15 causes of death in the United States, having been replaced by the ...
Jon Huntsman announced he is dropping out of the race and endorsing Mitt Romney. What do you think?
Dear The Onion, We need a copy of your Pearl Harbor front page to spin around quickly in a newsreel we're working on. I ...
The 10th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled it was discriminatory for Oklahoma to single out Sharia in its ban of religious law and stated there ...
Hostess, the manufacturer of such American food staples as Wonder Bread, the Twinkie, and the Ding Dong, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.