Opinion

World News Section

Corrections Jun 12, 2010
A brief in the World News section reported that Darleen Frazier, 6, chased a butterfly—only to discover a rainbow.

Homeschooling

Corrections May 29, 2010
The teacher quoted in yesterday's article on homeschooling is named Susan Leventhal, not Sharon Leventhal, as was printed.

Price Of Last Week's Issue

Corrections May 26, 2010
The price of last week's issue of The Onion was mistakenly printed too low. If you purchased that issue, please mail in an additional ...

Rabbits

Letters To The Editor May 22, 2010
Dear The Onion, Rabbits keep getting at my Bibb lettuce. Can you print some big pictures of guns that I can put around the garden ...