Dear The Onion, In my yard there’s a bird that’s been injured. Should I just go step on it? Greg Romanov, Champaign, IL
A bill introduced by Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shortey would prohibit the use of aborted fetuses in food products.
Dear The Onion, I recently found out about a great new food I’m sure your readers would love to hear about: grapes. Give them ...
According to the IRS, federal, postal, and congressional employees owe $1.03 billion in unpaid taxes.
President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) announced on her website this past weekend that she would resign her seat in the House to concentrate on her recovery.
Chef Paula Deen announced this week that she has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. What do you think?
The Onion regrets printing an article about the way dentists recommend brushing. They're your teeth; do what you want.
Citing environmental concerns, the Obama administration is rejecting the proposed Canada-to-U.S. oil pipeline, but may reconsider if the builders propose a different route.
A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes.
For years, The Onion has systematically cataloged all our web users' personal information: what they were reading, when they were reading it, and which articles ...
The online shoe retailer Zappos was hacked, leaving much of its customer data compromised. What do you think?
For the first time since 1965, murder was not among the top 15 causes of death in the United States, having been replaced by the ...
Jon Huntsman announced he is dropping out of the race and endorsing Mitt Romney. What do you think?