Parenting
Report: Mom Just Locked Her Door
ROANOKE, VA—Speculation persists as to what could have provoked Mom’s tense exit, with some citing the failure of Tyler to pick up his ...
Spanking Leads To Aggressive Children
According to a study in the forthcoming issue of Pediatrics, 3-year-olds who are spanked more frequently are more likely to bully and hit at age ...
Jenna Bush Married
First daughter Jenna Bush was married to Henry Chase Hager on her father's ranch in Crawford, TX. What do you think?
Toddler Makes Convincing Case For Being Afraid Of Horse
ACHILLE, OK—Despite only recently gaining the ability to form complete sentences, 2-year-old Trevor Cornett was able to present a clearheaded...
Science Fiction Writer Admits Unstoppable Killing Machine Based On Mother
SEATTLE—At a book signing Tuesday, science fiction writer Ryan Lowell shocked fans when he confessed that the 300-ton, multi-tentacled,...
Winning Dad Forces Tired Child To Finish Monopoly Game
DOWNERS GROVE, IL— With hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, Ted Cleamons, 36, forced his exhausted 8-year-old son Andy to stay up late Monday to ...
Child Subjected To Elaborate Hairdo
GRAND RAPIDS, MI– Renee Wilkins, 4, was subjected to a painful, elaborate hairdo at the hands of her mother Monday. "Look how pretty my baby ...
Loveless Union Ends in Baby
ROCKFORD, IL—A loveless union resulted Monday in the birth of a baby who, according to area love experts, will almost certainly never receive the ...






