Parents
Parents Legally Change 9-Year-Old's Name To Better Reflect Current Pop Culture
EVANSVILLE, IN—Stating that it was fine, but not as contemporary as their daughter deserved, the parents of nine-year-old Britney Patterson...
Underprotective Father Demands Daughter Arrive Home By 10 A.M.
NASHVILLE, TN—Local resident Nathan Corbin, 37, has set a strict 10 a.m. curfew for his 16-year-old daughter Kathy, the underbearing father...
Queen Elizabeth II Announces She's Pregnant Again
LONDON—The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent ...
Area 5-Year-Old Telling, Area 5-Year-Old Telling
SANDWICH, MA—Sources who just saw you do that are now reporting that, oh man, area little brother Ryan, 5, has made definitive plans to ...
E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened
CHICAGO—After waiting for the e-mail to load, Gwen Petersen was subjected to mass-circulated poetry, pet humor, and vaguely religious inspirational aphorisms.
Single Parent Wishes She Had Thought Of Abandoning Child First
HERKIMER, NY—Following the unannounced departure of live-in boyfriend and father of her 2-year-old son, Joseph, Kelly Sperino, 22, told...
Bisexual's Parents Half-Understand
EVANSTON, IL—The parents of recently admitted bisexual Jeremy Lambert said they completely half-understand their 19-year-old son's lifestyle...
Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate
DENVER—"When Daniel first showed up, he was like many of the kids we see – timid and unsure of himself. But look at him now ...
Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The popular search engine Google announced plans Friday to launch a new site, TheGoogle.com, to appeal to older adults not...
Study: Retired Dads Busier Than Ever
NEW YORK—A recent survey published in AARP The Magazine indicates that 95 percent of the nation's retired dads are in fact "busier...
