Parties
Hangover Cures
The holidays are a traditional time for overindulgence in alcohol. Here are some of the more common hangover cures:
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Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing
PHILADELPHIA—After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, area couple Tracy Williams and...
Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour
ROCHESTER, NY—Those who have visited the diner agree that it uncannily appears after no fewer than nine incantations of "Dude, I am so fucking ...
Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet
BATON ROUGE, LA—Veteran partier Adam Girard was seen pedaling down the street on a neighbor’s bicycle, yelling that he going swimming and that ...
Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.
Control Of Anecdote Wrested From Boyfriend
NASHVILLE—In what onlookers described as an epic war for conversational dominance, girlfriend Amy Soisson, 28, clawed, battled, and interrupted...
Groom Getting Cold Feet About Bachelor Party
WESTPORT, MA—Husband-to-be Matthew Reese experienced "second thoughts" Friday, just moments before attending the bachelor party his friends...
Vatican Employees Unable To Relax At Holiday Party With Pope Around
VATICAN CITY—According to various cardinals and nuns attending the Vatican's holiday party last night, festivities were made awkward by the...
Scavenger-Hunt Party 'Not Leaving Without Twine'
PORTAGE, MI—A scavenger-hunt team dispatched to the Moorsbridge neighborhood continues to occupy the Dean and Nicole Mullikan residence, and...
Christian Rock Band Cleans Up Hotel Room
WAYCROSS, GA—Hotel staff at the Highway 82 Best Western found the suite occupied over the weekend by members of the Christian rock band...
Snooping Andre Agassi Suspects Fellow Players Planning Surprise Retirement Party For Him
QUEENS, NY—Andre Agassi has spent the majority of his time at this week's U.S. Open snooping around the National Tennis Center and...










