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06.28.11 | Slideshow
Nice Camouflage Donned For Church

07.04.10 | Newswire
Newscaster Accidentally Puts On North Korea Flag Lapel Pin

07.03.10 | Newswire
Restoration Of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses

ISSUE 46•26 | 07.01.10 | Today Now!

Susan Eckman from The National Archives comes on Today Now! to share newly discovered National Anthem verses about brutally decapitating enemies during the War of 1812. more»
Favorite Firecrackers

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.30.10 | Statshot
Independence Day Celebrated

06.30.10 | American Voices

This Fourth of July marks the 234th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of independence. more»
Miss Nude America Loses Title After Appearing Clothed In 'Woman's Day'

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.30.10 | Radio News
Love Of America Channeled Through Car Horn

06.30.10 | Newswire
Special 'Framers' Cut' Of Constitution To Feature Five Deleted Amendments

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.29.10 | Radio News
Purple Heart Sold For Prescription Money

06.29.10 | Newswire
June 28, 2010

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.28.10 | Editorial Cartoon
U.S. Changes Motto To 'America…We're Gonna Make Ya Smile'

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.28.10 | Radio News
Patriotism

ISSUE 46•26 | 06.28.10 | Slideshow
Resume Consists Of Name, 45 Years At GM Plant

06.28.10 | Newswire
Last Time Sources Checked This Still America

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 46•22 | 06.05.10 | News

WASHINGTON—All across the country, from Maine to Mississippi, sources confirmed this week that last time they checked this was still America, and would remain America, like it or not. more»
U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 46•15 | 04.13.10 | News

WASHINGTON—Representatives from the nation's leading flag producer claimed that as many as 143 million deaths in the past two centuries can be attributed directly to the faulty U.S. models, which have been utilized extensively since the 18th century in sectors as diverse as government, the military, and public education. more»
Spelling Bee Winner Fails To Spell Way Out Of Schoolyard Beating

ISSUE 45•32 | 08.08.09 | Radio News
Man Feels Weird About Joining Open WiFi Connection 'WhiteNation456'

07.01.09 | Newswire
What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 45•18 | 04.28.09 | Commentary

Too much of one thing can cause a person a lot of stress, and you know what's stressing me out? All these rights guaranteed to me by the U.S.... more»
Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting American Revolution

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 45•11 | 03.13.09 | News

GREAT BROOK FARM STATE PARK, MA—"'Tis has been a long and bitter struggle with our foolhardy American cousins," said 2nd Lt. Henry Bertram of King George III's Royal British Army. more»
Nation Secretly Hoping 9/11 Becomes A Day Off Soon

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•39 | 09.25.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—After spending another anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks at work, many across the country have begun to secretly hope... more»
America Needs To Have A Superficial Conversation About Race

ISSUE 44•35 | 08.27.08 | Commentary

The people of America need to put aside their differences and come together on common ground. Especially at this crucial moment in our history.... more»
Nation Agrees Not To Talk About Politics

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•16 | 04.18.08 | News

WASHINGTON—"With the economy and all these other problems on our minds, there's no point getting riled up about politics," Pittsburgh resident Eric Daniels said. more»
I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•12 | 03.19.08 | Commentary

When I look at that grand old flag, waving up there, big and proud in the breeze, my heart swells near to bursting, and a tear forms in my eye... more»
U.S. Not Planning To Attack Iran, Says U.S. Iran War Czar

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•11 | 03.12.08 | News in Brief

USS STENNIS, PERSIAN GULF—U.S. Iran War Czar Gen. Glenn Jacobs, the general director of the U.S. Center of the Invasion of more»
U.S. Navy Creates Cool New 'Ping' Sound

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•07 | 02.14.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Navy announced Monday that field tests of a cool new "ping" sound, a $3 billion project in development since the Cold War,... more»
Nation's Grandfathers To Receive Annual Shipment Of $2 Bills From U.S. Treasury

ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 44•04 | 01.24.08 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—During a press conference Monday, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson unveiled this year's shipment of brand-new $2 bills, all of... more»
Immigration At Highest In 80 Years

ISSUE 44•01 | 12.20.07 | American Voices

According to a new report by the Center for Immigration Studies, immigrants now account for one in eight U.S. residents. What do you think? more»
Nation In Frenzy About Little Wizard Boy And All His Little Wizard Friends

ISSUE 43•51 | 12.19.07 | News

Fans wondered if the wizard would use the sword of destiny to defeat the evil Hufflestuff people. more»
2007 Holiday Cheer Brought To You By Toyota

ISSUE 43•50 | 12.12.07 | News

NEW YORK—The $30 million partnership includes tie-ins with the season's first snowfall and the smell of roasted turkey as it wafts through a warm and cozy home. more»