Patriotism
Nation Hoping For A Windy Flag Day
WASHINGTON, DC—With June 14 just a week away, citizens nationwide are hoping that brisk, windy weather is in store for this Flag...
Airline Passenger Has TB
An Atlanta lawyer recently flew two transatlantic flights after being diagnosed with a rare and dangerous strain of tuberculosis. What do you...
Supreme Court Reaches Landmark 'It Depends' Ruling
WASHINGTON, DC— "We're just nine justices—we don't have answers to all the country's legal problems," said Breyer, frustrated with the pressure ...
Memorial Day Celebrations
Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?
Postal Rates Increase
The price of a stamp went up to 41 cents yesterday. What do you think?
Wal-Mart Fortune Left To Charity
The death of the Wal-Mart founder's widow, Helen Walton, is slated to become a $16.4 billion windfall for The Walton Family Foundation, a ...
Bush Has One Of Those Days Where He Feels Like 68 Percent Of People Hate Him
WASHINGTON, DC—In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of...
Abstinence Education Doesn't Work
A government report ordered by Congress shows that abstinence-only education is ineffective. What do you think?
Pentacle Allowed On Veterans' Tombstones
The Department of Veteran Affairs will allow Wiccan symbols to appear on gravestones of veterans who practiced the faith. What do you think?
Oregon Governor On Food Stamps
Gov. Ted Kulongoski of Oregon is living on a budget of a week's worth of food stamps for the state's Hunger Awareness Week ...
Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen
WASHINGTON, DC—At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen.
"I...
'Partial-Birth Abortion' Ban Upheld
The Supreme Court upheld a 2003 Congressional ban on intact dilation and evacuation of a fetus. What do you think?
'This American Life' Completes Documentation Of Liberal, Upper-Middle-Class Existence
CHICAGO—Producers have documented every single existential crisis or self-congratulatory epiphany that has been or could be experienced by a left-leaning agnostic.
FDA Rarely Inspects Imported Food
Despite routinely being rejected as unfit for human consumption, only 1.3 percent of imported fish, vegetables, fruit, and other foods are inspected...
Taxpayer Information At Risk
A recent government report concluded that the IRS has not adequately protected the data on 52,000 IRS laptops. What do you think?
Mammograms
With the highly publicized return of Elizabeth Edwards' breast cancer, American women are being encouraged to take the precautions necessary to...









