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Powerful 'His And Hers' Towel Lobby Stalls Gay Marriage Legislation
WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the...
Really-Loud-Whistle Guy Takes Every Opportunity To Whistle Loudly
AUSTIN, TX—Whether he's making his approval known during sporting events and rock concerts, or simply in a situation that requires him to...
Can't Go Wrong With A Cheeseburger, Area Man Reports
[media:64749]SCOTTSVILLE, NY—Unfamiliar with the menu at local restaurant Scully's and faced with the decision of what to order for lunch,...
Man Given Points For Trying Increases Total Trying Points To 643,457
HIAWATHA, IA—After a failed attempt to surprise his family with a chili dinner Friday, Frank Hayden, 38, was given 16 points for trying by...
Secondhand TV Distracts From Playtime
A new study demonstrates that when a television is on the background, children play about 5 percent less than without, thus impeding development of...
Life Expectancy Falls
A study at the Harvard Global Health Initiative shows that, for a segment of the population, life expectancy is lower now that in was in ...
Talking Through Tragedy Not Necessarily Beneficial
A study conducted by the University of Buffalo found that people who discuss their feelings following a tragedy are no more likely to feel better...
Special Ops Veteran Slips Back Into Family Undetected
ORLANDO, FL—After spending six years overseas as a covert operations specialist, Joe Jacobs slipped silently back into his family unit...
Friends From Home Embarrassing
BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from...













