Clinton's Sight Restored

News in Brief ISSUE 36•05 Feb 16, 2000
BETHESDA, MD–In a groundbreaking six-hour operation Monday, doctors at Bethesda Naval Hospital successfully restored President Clinton's eyesight. "The first thing Clinton saw when ...

Clinton Blows Entire Paycheck

News ISSUE 35•45 Dec 8, 1999
WASHINGTON, DC—After refusing comment on the matter for days, President Clinton finally admitted Monday that he blew his most recent paycheck, failing to deposit ...