SANFORD, FL—During Mitt Romney’s final campaign swing through Florida today, the Republican presidential nominee issued a stern rebuke to members of the press ...

SEATTLE—With just one day to go before the presidential election between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, undecided voter Andrew Mueller is pretty sure he ...

Hard Pat On Back From Romney Knocks Out Both Of Ryan's Glass Eyes

LANGHORNE, PA—In an attempt to sway any voters who remain undecided in the Democratic-leaning state, Republican candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that any resident ...

America's roommates have launched a grassroots campaign to spread the message that one person can't make a difference if you really, really think ...

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WASHINGTON—Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan took a short break from his busy campaign schedule Wednesday to announc the official release of his new ...

WASHINGTON—With only a week remaining in the 2012 presidential campaign, the one-third of Americans adults who identify as members of the lower class announced ...

As Election Day nears, inform your vote with The Onion’s definitive issue-by-issue guide to the presidential candidates.

With Election Day less than a week away, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are urgently barnstorming through key battleground states.

WASHINGTON—Shocked and disillusioned sources across the nation reported feeling a “loss of innocence” last week when, for the first time in the country’s ...

Record turnout is expected at the polls thanks to a groundbreaking new voting booth that lets Americans violently murder the candidate they hate the most.

New interactive, violent voting machines expected to boost turnout on Election Day. Full report at 2:00 p.m. EDT/1:00 p.m. CDT.

WASHINGTON—With just days left before the election, the nation’s 150 million registered voters have started to remember the simple, reassuring comforts of entrusting ...

Claiming that running for president of the United States is all he knows, Republican nominee Mitt Romney has confided to aides that he is terrified ...

DAYTON, OH—Claiming that running for president of the United States is all he knows, Republican nominee Mitt Romney has confided to aides that he ...

Americans talk directly to the candidates in the first test of ONN's amazing, 100% safe DemocraKiosk booths.

THE HEAVENS—Responding to inflammatory remarks made by Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock during a debate Tuesday night, Our Lord God the Almighty Father today ...