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Millions Of American Lips Called To Service In Fight Against Poverty
NEW YORKIn response to the record number of American poor, Secretary of the Treasury John Snow called millions of American lips to service Monday ...
The Widening Income Gap
According to a recent report based on census data, the gap between the rich and poor widened in 2003. What do you think?
Maid Dreams Children Will One Day Be Maids In Wealthier Households
LOS ANGELESEstella Lopez expressed hope Monday that her children will enjoy a brighter future as housekeepers in wealthier households. "I want my daughters to ...
Deadbeat Dads March On Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS—As many as 40,000 deadbeat dads descended on Las Vegas Friday for a massive, weekend-long show of non-support for their children.
Some Sense Knocked Into Girlfriend's Son
ENOCHVILLE, NCStu Ayden knocked some sense into the thick skull of 9-year-old Jesse Wilkerson Monday night. "Since Jesse's real father is not around ...
Cashier Learning Valuable But Illegal Job Skills
BUTTE, MT—Three weeks into his first job, part-time Big Sky Foods cashier Vance Freeman is picking up invaluable but criminal workplace skills, the 16-year-old ...
D.C. Site Of First Homeless Depot
WASHINGTON, DCIn a grand opening Monday, Washington became home to the first Homeless Depot, one link in a nationwide chain of warehouse-style stores that ...
Report: Poor People Pretty Much Fucked
WASHINGTON—According to the results of an intensive two-year study, Americans living below the poverty line are "pretty much fucked," Center for Social and Economic ...
Suburbanite Shocked By Poor Condition Of Urban Mall
DEER PARK, TX—Forced to pick up a pair of shoes from a Famous Footwear at Sharpstown Mall in Houston Monday, stay-at-home mother Linda Hendrikson ...
Republicans Introduce Economic Equality Bill For Fun Of Shooting It Down
WASHINGTON, DCRepublicans in the House of Representatives proposed H.R. 2093: the Economic Equality Initiative, with the express purpose of shooting it down "just ...
Unemployed Man Getting Really Good At Unemployment
PORTLAND, OR—Nicholas Higby, laid off in January, strives to be the best jobless person he can be.
Before He Knows What's Happening, Man Belongs To $uper $aver's Club
ALTOONA, PA—Will Zimmerman stepped into a local supermarket Monday to purchase a pint of half-and-half, but before he could fully comprehend the situation, the ...
Lottery Winner An Inspiration To All Who Play The Lottery
SNELLVILLE, GA—After years of back-breaking ticket-buying, Teddy LeBarge's hard work finally paid off.
Millionaire Thinks Of Self As Upper-Middle Class
GROSSE POINT WOODS, MI–Jim Blakeley, 43, a Ford Motor Company executive with personal assets totalling roughly $5.5 million, described himself as "upper-middle class ...
Nanny Appears In Child's Drawings More Than Mother
MALIBU, CA–According to reports, Consuela Rodriguez, 41, nanny of Sara Denton, has appeared in more of the 6-year-old's crayon drawings than her own ...
India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India
NEW DELHI—Research has found that it is not only legal, but also economically viable, to leave India by December.











