Pop Culture
How To Become An Internet Music Sensation
More and more, bands are recording, releasing, and promoting their music at home using their own computers. Here are some ways a burgeoning musician can ...
Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa
'I Got All The Approval I Needed,' Content Former Pop Star Says
SPILLVILLE, IA—Following the widespread acclaim and media adulation over his latest album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, multimillion-selling recording artist Kanye West announced Wednesday ...
Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War
NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow ...
Next Tarantino Movie An Homage To Beloved Tarantino Movies Of Director's Youth
MADRID—"I've been a Tarantino fan for as long as I can remember," said Tarantino, who repeatedly referred to his hero as "The Master ...
Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'ThunderCats'
LOS ANGELES—Studio executives decided only Bay could deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterfuck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even ...
Aaron Sorkin Announces New 'West Wing' Animated Series At SorCon
SAN DIEGO—The new series will provide die-hard "Sorkies" with extended 40-minute walk-and-talks, faster dialogue, and a cast of over 70 main characters.
Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake
ATHENS, GA—David Unger's return to Sarandon-fueled penile stimulation is, in part, a result of his deep respect for the actress, one that transcends ...
Perfectly Marketed TV Show Somehow Fails
NEW YORK—Executives found it "inconceivable" that a television program supported by 1.25 million promotional coffee-cup sleeves could perform so poorly.
Area Woman Emotionally Invested In Jennifer Aniston's Well-Being
SCOTTDALE, PA—"I just want to hug her and tell her everything's okay," said local dental-office receptionist Gayle Caudill about the $8-million-per-picture megastar.
Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign
LOS ANGELES—Jessica Simpson said her breasts have received "dangerously little attention" in the last several years.
Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com
LOS ANGELES—In an impassioned 1,900-word open letter, Penn said that every American deserves to be rightfully and accurately represented on the World Wide ...
Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture
NEW YORK—A Columbia University study released Tuesday suggests that viewing fewer than four hours of television a day severely inhibits a person's ability ...
Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35
CLEVELAND, OH—Sam Powers' lifelong passion for music ended this past weekend, when the 35-year-old camera-store assistant manager realized that he no longer derives pleasure ...























