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  • New Porno Worth Checking Out Even For People Who Aren’t Familiar With 5 Guys Jerking Off On Single Pair Of Tits

    ISSUE 48•12 | 03.22.12 | News in Brief

    LOS ANGELES—Adult film fans have praised the newly released Batter Splatter 9, calling the 43-minute pornographic DVD accessible even to people who aren't previously acquainted with five guys jerking off on a single set of tits. more»

  • Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video

    ISSUE 44•40 | 10.05.08 | Radio News

  • Porn Star Breaks Into Mainstream Movie Career As 'Stripper Number Four'

    ISSUE 44•21 | 05.23.08 | Radio News

  • Naughty Butcher Specializes In Penis-Shaped Veal Cutlet

    ISSUE 44•18 | 04.30.08 | News in Brief

    NEW YORK—Although he is adept at fashioning representations of genitalia out of raw meats, ranging from pork belly to giblets, 36-year-old... more»

  • Part Written Specifically With Sylvia Saint In Mind

    ISSUE 41•04 | 01.26.05 | News in Brief

    SAN BERNARDINO, CA—Aspiring porn screenwriter Dick Shavers said Monday that he wrote his script Blonde Rambition for Czech-born actress Sylvia Saint. "Sylvia's an incredible performer, so I wanted to create a project that I could involve her in," Shavers said. "She's got a real knack for portraying vulnerable innocence with the experience of a pro. I knew Sylvia was the only person who could play the cum-hungry co-ed who gets double pumped by two black studs." Shavers added that he thinks Saint already owns the cheerleading outfit required for the first scene. more»

  • Study: Good Porn Still Hard To Find

    ISSUE 40•40 | 10.06.04 | News in Brief

    BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. "Though it's true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever," Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. "Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they've got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging." Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP. more»

  • Cinemax Director Wins Award For Skinematography

    ISSUE 40•37 | 09.15.04 | News in Brief

    HOLLYWOOD, CA—Marvin Solis, director of the late-night Cinemax offering Uptown Girl, nabbed the coveted Best Skinematography trophy at the 2004 Eroty Awards Monday night. "It's truly an honor to be recognized for this wonderful project," Solis said of the 43-minute erotic thriller, which stars Kira Jackson as a bored high-society housewife seduced into the steamy world of underground sex clubs. "I couldn't have done it without the help of my location scout, my lighting coordinator, and all those 14-year-old Cinemax viewers." Last year, Solis won the Zalman King Lifetime Achievement Award. more»

  • Porn And HIV Prevention

    ISSUE 40•18 | 05.05.04 | Infographic

    Shaken by an HIV scare, the adult-film industry has instituted safety regulations. What are they? more»

  • Woman Overcomes Years Of Child Abuse To Achieve Porn Stardom

    ISSUE 40•17 | 04.28.04 | News

    VAN NUYS, CA—Psychologists agree that children who are neglected or abused by their caretakers often develop long-term mental-health problems. Childhood trauma frequently leads to emotional problems such as depression, feelings of worthlessness, underachievement, and detachment from reality. But some victims find the strength to rise above tragedy. One such survivor is Katrina Foechelman, an attractive 22-year-old who has overcome years of sexual abuse to achieve something most women only dream of: a featured role in a top-selling pornographic video. more»

  • Man Finds Self Back At Porn Store Again

    ISSUE 40•05 | 02.04.04 | News in Brief

    JASPER, WY—Gregory Steevers, 37, found himself standing in the aisles of the Pleasure Island adult bookstore again Monday. "I was out on a walk after I dropped off the electric bill," Steevers said. "I stopped and had a sandwich, then, before I knew it, I was perusing the shelf of anal videos at the Island. Weird." Steevers said he's "ended up" at Pleasure Island about twice a week for the past four years. more»

  • Porn DVD's Commentary Track Just More Moaning

    11.19.03 | Newswire

  • 300 Naked Women Feared Lost In Computer Crash

    ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 37•24 | 07.18.01 | News in Brief

    ELLICOTT CITY, MD–An estimated 300 naked women, including actresses Pamela Anderson and Shannon Elizabeth, are feared lost as the result of a tragic computer crash Monday. "One minute, they were there, and the next, they were gone," said a visibly shaken Jonathan Blauvelt, 33, the Ellicott City resident whose Power Mac G4 was the site of the disaster. "To lose so many young girls in the blink of an eye like that, it's hard to comprehend. Angelina Jolie, Anna Kournikova, the chick from Species–it's just too much to bear." As data-recovery workers comb through the hard drive for signs of ass, Blauvelt is asking well-wishers to pray for the naked ladies' safe return. more»

  • Senator Brings Obscene Material To National Attention

    ISSUE 35•07 | 02.24.99 | News in Brief

    WASHINGTON, DC—Citing "the need to shield decent Americans from depraved filth such as this," U.S. Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) brought the website "Cum-Craving Sluttz" to national attention Monday. "This cyber-sewage features naked, hot-oiled young women engaging in such acts as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, fisting, and frottage," Smith said of the previously obscure site. "I pray for the day when wholesome, impressionable youths do not know that such vile smut exists, let alone are able to access it at http://www.vicecapades.com on their families' home computers during an unsupervised moment." more»

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