Series Of Grave Errors Results In Jeff And Kim's 5th Anniversary
ORLANDO, FL—A lengthy succession of grievous and utterly miscalculated errors resulted in the 5th anniversary of local couple Jeff and Kim Cuthbert’s wedding ...
Relationships
31-Year-Old Now The Only One Of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married, Divorced
AUSTIN, TX—Describing himself as a complete anomaly within his peer group, local 31-year-old Drew Winberg confirmed Tuesday that he is the only one of ...
New Dating Site Matches Users With Partners They Deserve
SAN MATEO, CA—Silicon Valley insiders are abuzz over a new dating site, JustMatch.com, which offers users the chance to be paired with the ...
Area Man Still Searching For Hookup Subculture On LinkedIn
GLADYS, VA—After weeks of concerted effort aimed at trying to meet sexual partners through the professional networking site, local man Hugh Nesbitt told reporters ...
Nation's Couples Hit Rough Spell
PROVIDENCE, RI—According to a survey released Tuesday by psychologists at Brown University, couples in the United States have been going through a bit of ...
Fact That She Got That 'Happy Gilmore' Reference Less Meaningful Four Years Into Marriage
Fact That She Got That 'Happy Gilmore' Reference Less Meaningful Four Years Into Marriage
James Palmenteri and Valerie Skinner
After two marriages to other people, James Palmenteri, 38, and Valerie Skinner, 35, have decided to waste their friends and family’s time, once again ...
Ex-Girlfriend Really Into Sex Now
Ex-Girlfriend Really Into Sex Now
Thing With Old Girlfriend Works With New Girlfriend
BOSTON—According to local man Peter McCarthy, an endearing behavior that once helped him nurture companionship and intimacy with ex-girlfriend Kara Banachek is currently allowing ...
Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other
AKRON, OH—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of five female friends spent a wild night on the town Saturday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior ...
Woman In Ninth Year Of Letting Boyfriend Down Easy
CHICAGO—Saying she wanted to "end things the right way" and not leave any painful, unresolved issues lingering between them, area woman Deborah Oster confirmed ...
New Study Finds Humans May Have Some Capacity For Compassion
TUCSON, AZ—A University of Arizona study published this week in the American Journal Of Sociology suggests that some adult humans may occasionally feel compassion ...
Levi McShane
Levi McShane politely listened to the girl he secretly loves talk about how casual sex isn’t what she wants long term, but it will ...
Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché
MADISON, WI—According to sources, former lovers John Breneman and Ingrid Matay returned Friday to the coffeehouse they had frequented in college, stoking the last ...
Man Ready To End Date Kind Of Mad Woman Also Ready To End Date
Man Ready To End Date Kind Of Mad Woman Also Ready To End Date
Everything In Power Done To Appear Interesting To Attractive Woman On Subway
NEW YORK—According to evening commuters, 26-year-old web designer Kevin Hanley summoned every resource at his disposal Tuesday in an effort to appear more thoughtful ...
