AUSTIN, TX—Area college students Chris Montez and Amy Hammond achieved orally stimulated orgasm Monday evening after a chance encounter at the Java Europa coffeehouse.
GAINESVILLE, FL—Researchers have found a direct causal link between overcooked, poorly prepared dinners and spousal abuse.
PASADENA, CA—Astrophysicist Miles Lindgren discovered a commitment vortex from which no love can escape.
ULAAN BAATAR, MONGOLIAFed up with the way men and women "sabotage perfectly good relationships by failing to communicate," a local yak made a public ...
KITCHENER, ONT—The local comics-collecting scene has been abuzz ever since comic-book hobbyist Blaine Thurdlow's announcement Monday that he will spend next Friday evening ...
WASHINGTON, DC—Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan pledged Monday that "the era of me going out with mediocre-looking broads is over."
BRAMP, KS—Freshmen Chad Drubham and Kurt Beem have been unable to lure non-photographic naked women to their room.