LOS ANGELES—American spiritual epiphanies are becoming increasingly juice-based, according to a report released Tuesday by the UCLA Department of Theology. "In the past, spiritual ...

CHICAGO—The 15-billion-year-old universe came to a surprise-twist end Tuesday, when God woke up next to actress Suzanne Pleshette. "What a crazy dream I just ...

JERUSALEM—Jesus announced that Allah has revealed Himself to Him through the holy words of the Quran.

ABILENE, TX—Throngs of religious faithful from across the U.S. are making pilgrimages to Abilene following Monday's discovery of a miracle highway overpass ...

CHARLESTON, SC—John and Linda McCue, joined in holy matrimony Sunday before friends, family and their Lord at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church, said the ...

STILLWATER, OK—The world's theological community is in an uproar following Monday's discovery of a slight inconsistency in the Bible. "I was reading ...

HOPE SPRINGS, AR—The holy and sacrosanct miracle of birth took place yet again Tuesday.

HEAVEN—Attempting to counter a decline in worldwide raspberry consumption, God announced Monday that starting March 1, the great taste of raspberries will be "even ...

VATICAN CITY—Concerned handlers for Pope John Paul II announced Monday that, in recent weeks, the 78-year-old Catholic leader has "just been blessing everything in ...

HUNTSVILLE, AL—The filthy anemone exhibits both male and female characteristics, and is turning our oceans into dens of sin and perversion.

HUNTSVILLE, AL–Jesus Christ, son of God and noted pro-life activist, killed two and critically wounded seven others when He opened fire in the waiting ...

JERUSALEM—The World Rabbinical Council announced that Jews worldwide may "dig in to the delicious taste of ham."

CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL—After years of construction, Corpadverticus, the new circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.

LAGUNA HILLS, CA—It is a typical Sunday in this conservative Orange County suburb, as the parishioners of Holy Christ Almighty Baptist Church gather for ...

GAINESVILLE, FL—Sophomore Jeff Arnell said he first suspected his dormmate's faith in the Lord on Friday.

DARMSTADT, GERMANY–Residents of this quiet Rhineland city awoke Monday to discover that Heinrich Himmler Memorial Cemetery, the final resting place of over 200 Nazi ...

ALBUQUERQUE, NM–Heavenly, beatific angels and extraterrestrial aliens are deadlocked in the fight for the hearts and minds of the American people, a study released ...

VANIMO, PAPUA NEW GUINEA—In His first official statement since the July 17 tsunami that claimed the lives of an estimated 3,000 Papua New ...