Methushael Begets Lamech

News ISSUE 32•15 Nov 11, 1997
JERUSALEM—According to a report released Monday by Pentateuch officials, 930-year-old area resident Adam had two sons, Abel and Cain, and Cain begat Enoch, and ...

Christ Demands More Money

News ISSUE 32•10 Oct 7, 1997
JERUSALEM—Dissatisfied with dwindling receipts in recent years, redeemer of humanity Jesus Christ issued a rare public statement Monday, sharply criticizing His followers' lack of ...

Golden Calf To Unite Nation

News ISSUE 31•03 Jan 29, 1997
WASHINGTON, DC—A vast sea of U.S. citizens streamed through the streets of Washington Monday holding aloft a golden calf, one which government officials ...