Religion
Report: Apocalypse Actually Happened 3 Years Ago
MENLO PARK, CA—Though the event went largely unremarked upon at the time, a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that ...
Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning and unexpected reversal of long-standing doctrine, Pope Benedict XVI proclaimed the Roman Catholic Church's unequivocal support for gay marriage ...
Boise Homemaker Bows Toward Mecca Just To See What It's Like
BOISE, ID—After reading an article about Muslim rituals, curious homemaker Frances Parker decided to give bowing toward Mecca a shot Tuesday. "I guess I ...
Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk
Pontiff Trying To Be Not So In-Your-Face With That Stuff
VATICAN CITY—Acknowledging that he has perhaps been laying it on a little thick with the religion stuff lately, Pope Benedict XVI said Wednesday that ...
Report: Majority Of Money Donated At Church Doesn't Make It To God
WASHINGTON—A shocking report released Monday by the Internal Revenue Service revealed that more than 65 percent of the money donated at churches across the ...
Crisis Provokes Anger At God
According to a study published in the Journal Of Personality And Social Psychology, two out of three people become angry with God following traumatic events ...
Terry Jones - Could Have At Least Manned Up And Burned One Koran
Pastor
With the gaze of the whole world fixed on his small Gainesville, FL–based Dove World Outreach Center this Sept. 11, Pastor Terry Jones shocked ...
Rare Autographed Portrait Of Jesus Purchased At Estate Sale
STROUDSBURG, PA—An oil portrait of Jesus Christ bearing what turned out to be a rare autograph of the Son of God was purchased for ...
New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly Busty Daughter
ARABAH VALLEY, ISRAEL—The documents, found in a cave near the Jordanian- Israeli border and estimated to have been composed circa A.D. 200, recount ...
Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims
SALINA, KS—Local man Scott Gentries told reporters Wednesday that his deliberately limited grasp of Islamic history and culture was still more than sufficient to ...
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
CHICAGO—A new translation of the Bible released this week directly mentions the Second Amendment on eight occasions, and includes a version of Psalm 23 ...
