Religion
Shark Gives Virgin Birth
A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think?
Catholic Church Reconsiders Limbo
The Catholic Church has ruled that, contrary to previous church doctrine, unbaptized children do not spend time in limbo until the End of Days....
Pentacle Allowed On Veterans' Tombstones
The Department of Veteran Affairs will allow Wiccan symbols to appear on gravestones of veterans who practiced the faith. What do you think?
Street Evangelist Saves 300 Souls From Enjoying Park
SAN FRANSISCO—"All of you will burn in hellfire, so sayeth the Lord," said open-air preacher "Brother Sam" Hinson to a stroller-bound toddler and her ...
Only Jewish Kid In Class Asked To Talk About Holocaust Remembrance Day
KIRKLAND, WA—In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day, 11-year-old Bobby Schwartz, the only Jewish student in Mrs. Yost's fifth grade class,...
Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed
A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director...
Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration
MEDFORD, OR—"There's always some new Church of the Sacred Pentacle Virgin or a cute single witch who they just have to set me ...
Rapture Wreaks Havoc On Local Book Club
MARION, IN—Following last week's rapture, which transported four members of the Millersville Mockingbirds Book Club to heaven in order to be...
Haggard Scared Straight
The Reverend Ted Haggard, who left his ministry amidst allegations of drug use and hiring male prostitutes is now reportedly "completely straight"...
Area Man Guesses He'll Learn The Difference Between Shiites And Sunnis
PORTLAND, OR—Nearly four years into the war in Iraq, local sales representative Howard Morrison finally conceded that it was probably time...











