Miguel Tejada Claims He's Never Heard Of Jason Grimsley, Steroids, Orioles
BALTIMORE—Following pitcher Jason Grimsley's allegation that Miguel Tejada had taken performance-enhancing drugs while the two were...
Scandal
Representative Foley Resigns
Congressman Mark Foley (R–FL) resigned Friday after it was revealed that he exchanged sexually charged Internet chat messages with a teenage boy....
Fake Outrage Over Steroid Use Reaches Fake Fever Pitch
NEW YORK—In the aftermath of the Tour de France doping scandal, American sprinter Marion Jones' recent failed drug test, and the...
Yankees–Red Sox Rivalry Running Dangerously Low On Storylines
BOSTON—As the long-running Yankees–Red Sox rivalry nears the end of its 104th season, the popular feud that once provided fans with visceral, emotionally ...
JonBenet Suspect Confesses
A former teacher has been arrested in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. What do you think?
Ozzie Guillen Fined $10,000 For What He Just Thought
CHICAGO—MLB disciplinary officials announced that Ozzie Guillen would be fined $10,000 and ordered to undergo sensitivity psychoanalysis for the "irresponsible, offensive, and completely ...
Report: Your Favorite Player Took Steroids
NEW YORK—Representatives from Major League Baseball, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, the National Hockey League, and several other major sporting organizations ...
Ken Lay's Corpse Sentenced To Prison
HOUSTON—A U.S. district court judge handed down the maximum sentence Tuesday to the body of former Enron CEO Kenneth L....
Postmaster General Loses Laptop; Zip-Code Data Of Millions At Risk
WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Postal Service has confirmed that a laptop computer issued to Postmaster General John Potter and containing the...
Jose Canseco Names 10,000 Baseball Players
WASHINGTON, DC—While speaking to reporters Tuesday, Jose Canseco released the names of 10,000 current and former baseball players whom he...
Report: David Segui's Awesome Parents Let Him Use Human Growth Hormone
BALTIMORE—Former Baltimore Orioles designated hitter David Segui admitted last week that, although he did regularly use human growth...
Mackey Sasser: 'Hey Everybody, Look At Me, I Took Steroids—I'm Mackey Sasser And I Took Steroids'
NEW YORK—Former Mets catcher Mackey Sasser called an impromptu press conference last night to inform the public that he, too, has taken...
No Charges For Rove
Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald informed Karl Rove that he will not face charges over his role in the outing of a CIA agent Valerie Plame ...
Drug Tested On Children
A recently uncovered study revealed that pharmaceutical giant Pfizer tested an unapproved meningitis drug on children in Nigeria without their...
April 24, 1995
Al Gore Caught In Love Tryst With Endangered Tree Owl
Harvard Author Caught Plagiarizing
Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, who was paid the largest advance for an unpublished author, admitted to having "unintentionally" borrowed...
