Science & Technology
Apple Announces Plans For New iPad With Extra Storage Drawer
CUPERTINO, CA—In what tech giant Apple is calling a “major leap forward” for one of its most beloved products, the company announced Tuesday it ...
Despite Lessons Of Cautionary Film 'Multiplicity,' Geneticists Determined To Clone Michael Keaton
WASHINGTON—A team of geneticists in Boston earned a stern rebuke from the scientific community this week when, despite the lessons learned from the 1996 ...
Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary ...
Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day
The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary guidelines ...
NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA
HOUSTON—Nearly four years after launching its Kepler space telescope to search for worlds outside our solar system, NASA officials confirmed Tuesday they had yet ...
NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA
Nearly four years after launching its Kepler space telescope to search for worlds outside our solar system, NASA officials confirmed Tuesday they had yet to ...
Internet Users Demand Less Interactivity
'We Just Want To Visit Websites And Look At Them,' Users Say
SAN FRANCISCO—Tired of being bombarded with constant requests to share content on social media, bestow ratings, leave comments, and generally “join in on the ...
Really Hip 90-Year-Old Figures He Has Every Right To Torrent Glenn Miller's 'In The Mood'
CORAL GABLES, FL—Noting that he had already purchased the song for his wind-up Victrola seven decades ago, extremely hip 90-year-old Emmet McInerny insisted Monday ...
Procrastinating Surgeon Putting Off Coronary Bypass By Cleaning Entire Hospital
NEW YORK—Sources at Columbia University Medical Center reported Sunday that cardiac surgeon Dr.
Report: 96% Of Nation's Smut Consumed By Filthiest 1%
VAN NUYS, CA—A study released this week by the San Fernando Valley Institute for Adults-Only Research indicates that a staggering 96 percent of U ...
2012 Was Once Considered Hottest Year On Record, Man In 2024 Remembers Wistfully
NEW WASHINGTON—Marveling at how dire things seemed in the relatively stable days of 12 years ago, Alan Gibson, 41, a local man of the ...
Password Accidentally Typed Into Username Box For All The World To See
Password Accidentally Typed Into Username Box For All The World To See
Environmental Ad Campaign Encourages Turning Shower Off After Showering
WASHINGTON—The Environmental Protection Agency launched a major new ad campaign Monday encouraging people to conserve resources by turning off their showers when they’re ...
Scientists Develop Highly Volatile New Relationship
PALO ALTO, CA—Marking a major breakthrough in the study of highly charged atmospheres and intense fields of emotional instability, scientists at Stanford University announced ...
Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn
SEATTLE—After repeatedly gorging itself on marine sea life for more than seven years, a severely obese chinook salmon told reporters Wednesday he had grown ...
Gallant Amazon User Heroically Defends 'Fringe' Season 2 Box Set From Negative Reviewers
TEMPE, AZ—Doughty and lionhearted Amazon.com reviewer Jason Lydon, 24, leapt to the defense of the Fringe season two box set Friday, protecting the ...
Endangered Wildlife To Be Given New Identities In Species Protection Program
SEATTLE—In an effort to protect at-risk animals from those who might wish to do them harm, the U.S.
