NASA Announces Plan To Bring Wi-Fi To Its Headquarters By 2017
HOUSTON—Still relying on a single dial-up modem, NASA employees continue to get disconnected when someone at the Johnson Space Center picks up the phone ...
Science
New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
WASHINGTON, DC —"He broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed as he normally does after heart surgery. But then he hugged ...
Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing
WASHINGTON, DC— "I agree we need this scientific apparatus, because, in the end, science is more important than it is unimportant," Rep. Bart Gordon (D-TN ...
Scientists Isolate Area Of Brain That Doesn't Like Poking
BETHESDA, MD—After an extensive six-month study using an electroencephalogram and a finger, researchers at the National Institutes of Health...
Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades
ARLINGTON, VA—"Sadly, many of these promiscuous singles may never realize how miserable a lifetime of supremely pleasurable sex can make them," said Dr. Sullivan.
Researchers Find Link Between Education, Smartness
BOSTON—A study released Tuesday by the Lyman Center for Policy Evaluation and Strategy may have uncovered a link between school-based...
DNA Evidence Frees Man From Zoo
PHOENIX, AZ—Zoo staff transported Panovich by helicopter to his Mesa, AZ home, where he was released into his yard and reintroduced to his mate ...
Shark Gives Virgin Birth
A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think?
Amazing Medical Discovery To Add Years Of Fish-Oil Consumption To Man's Life
ORLAND, IN—Amazing new medical findings concerning the cholesterol-regulating properties of omega-3 fatty acids could offer Indiana resident...
Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
CHICAGO—In a surprising refutation of the conventional wisdom on opinion entitlement, a study conducted by the University of Chicago's...
Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions
KANSAS CITY, MO—The new Hallmark-brand feelings will fill any gaps left by the company's "Thinking of You" and "Just Because" categories.
Professor Sees Parallels Between Things, Other Things
AUSTIN, TX—University of Texas professor Thom Windham once again furthered the cause of human inquiry in a class lecture Monday, as he...
Florida Crocs Make Nuclear Comeback
American crocodiles are making a comeback in Florida, thanks in large part to the protected canals surrounding the Turkey Point nuclear power plant....
Earth-like Planet Discovered
Scientists have discovered an Earth-like planet orbiting a red dwarf star 20 light-years away. What do you think?
Unemployed Scientists Prove Dog Likes Beer
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After carefully scrutinizing the data and witnessing a replication of the experiment, researchers concluded the dog really liked beer.
Kurt Vonnegut Dead
Kurt Vonnegut, author of The Sirens of Titan and Slaughterhouse-Five, died late Wednesday evening of head injuries sustained in a fall...
