LOUISVILLE, KY—A local multiethnic McDonald’s crew, blind to skin color, stand united in an effort to make a better burger.

BARTLESVILLE, OK—17-year-old Jeremy Prusher's manager said that although he is young, he is perfectly capable of closing the Subway.

DALLAS, TX—Six weeks after Jim Wanzeck's departure from Pedro's Mexican restaurant, remaining employees have begun to romanticize their former colleague, kitchen sources ...

HILLSBORO, OR—Another human dream was crushed by the uncompromising forces of reality Monday, when the restaurant day job of 29-year-old former aspiring cartoonist Mark ...

TRAVERSE CITY, MI—Three teens eating at the North Henderson Street Country Kitchen diner "really went to town" with the restaurant's comment cards Sunday ...

GAINESVILLE, FL—Gordon Polone, 49, believes he has taken new hire Craig Garrick, 19, under his wing.

MARIETTA, GA—Unbeknownst to attendees of Susan and Mel Gullicksen's holiday party Saturday, the Feather & Fennel Catering staff spent most of the evening mocking ...

OAKLAND, CA—McDonald's franchise #4793, located on the corner of 12th and Franklin in downtown Oakland, perpetually teeters on the brink of anarchy, store ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Protesting years of discriminatory treatment at the hands of America's restaurants and stores, an estimated 800,000 shirtless and shoeless citizens marched ...

NEW YORK–An English as a Second Language textbook focuses predominantly on food-preparation vocabulary, night-school student Eduardo Reyes reported Monday. "I must admit, I would ...

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL—Arby's executives called the new menu addition "pretty so-so" and "more of the same."

WASHINGTON, DC–By a 74-20 margin, the U.S. Senate approved a resolution Monday guaranteeing lawmakers a 15 percent gratuity for all bills containing eight ...

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA—Resentment, anger, and pity were the emotions mutually felt by Burger King employee Duane Hesketh and customer Robert Lalley.

BOSTON–Attorney Derrick Carlisle patronized the Riverside Café and five members of its staff Monday. "Excuse me, but I've always been under the impression ...

NEW YORK–Dan Carswell, a 31-year-old Fidelity Investments commodities trader and unbelievable asshole, distinctly told his Aquavit server Tuesday that he did not want cilantro ...

SEATTLE—Starbucks officials announced Monday that they are through with the coffee-distribution portion of their long-range plan.

ELGIN, IL–A customer's repeated attempts to complain to the store manager about Mama Z's Pizza employee Matt Wheaton were successfully thwarted by ...

DETROIT–In a candid interview Monday, Elias Nawaz, owner of the Mr. Falafel restaurant on Telegraph Road, asserted that he does not like to be ...

PORTLAND, OR–A Chili's waitress identified only as "Karen" made a six-person lunch party uncomfortable Monday when she didn't write down their orders ...

MANCHESTER, NH—Despite his IQ of 71, Andy Ehrman is the only competent worker at the Frontage Road Burger King.