LOWELL, MA—Jeremy Novato, a recent graduate of a well-respected high school, has secured a position at the McDonald's Corporation.

GAINESVILLE, FL–Hamilton's Bar & Grill dishwasher and prep cook Cory Akers experienced a fleeting moment of joy, followed by a deep and abiding sense ...

ROLLING MEADOWS, IL–Carl Biggs, regional manager of 11 Arby's restaurants in Chicago's Northwest suburbs, has done all he can here, the 41-year-old ...

HOUSTON–Controversy has engulfed a suburban Einstein Bagels store, where for months a business-card drawing for a free bagel sandwich has been mired in corruption ...

MEMPHIS, TN–At 8:56 a.m. Monday, Len Blake consumed his 2,401st calorie of the day, surpassing his recommended daily caloric intake of ...

JACKSONVILLE, FL–An uneventful late-night shift turned exciting Monday, when cashier Brett Runnells reported that a "carload of faggots just pulled up to the drive-thru ...

FRANKLIN, TN—Jen Hervey, a Target employee, expressed dismay over the rapidly approaching end to her reign.

CLACKAMAS, OR—Stop ‘N’ Shop clerk Justin Fonseca shot and killed 12 customers during a homicidal daydream Monday.

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA—Stock boy Dave Willis was subjected to embarrassment beyond the usual humiliation of mopping and shelving.

SANDPOINT, ID—Despite repeated warnings from management, 17-year-old kitchen steward Matt Mullen continues to rebel against the Sandpointer Resort Hotel's mandatory-nametag policy, kitchen sources ...

OVERLAND PARK, KS—Something about that gold sticker on his name tag went straight to new Denny's assistant manager Andrew Scelsa's head.

AUSTIN, TX—Lording a full 14 inches over the miserable, vulgar wretches who roam the aisles of Dave's Discs, record-store clerk Bryce Lukas surveyed ...

LABREA, CA—Parallel-reality sources say Hetfield has been praised for promptness, courteousness, and professionalism.

SHREVEPORT, LA—Sean Boyce, 22, cares more about getting his paycheck than dedicating himself to his craft.

SOUTHFIELD, MI—Management at Grandma's Family Restaurant in Southfield is still awaiting the arrival of The Foretold One, the short-order cook who is capable ...

PRINCETON, NJ—A study released Monday by Princeton University found that 20 percent of all Americans are currently waiting for the next available representative. "At ...

ELGIN, IL—The recent implementation of new cardinal and maize uniforms as the mandatory dress code at GrocerKing Food Stores has not only made employees ...

AUSTIN, TX–Everyone involved in the preparation, delivery, purchase and consumption of a pizza from Tony's New York-Style Pizzeria was thoroughly baked off his ...