Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy
RICHMOND, VA—After applying several spritzes of cologne to his freshly shaven face, 87-year-old World War II veteran Roger Sarlo confidently left his home Thursday ...
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Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
The above is a 2008 PSA issued by the Department of Health and Human Services in support of the “Fuck Your Brains Out” sex education ...
Teen Pregnancy Rate Prompting More High Schools To Eliminate ‘Fuck Your Brains Out’ Program
WASHINGTON—A 150 percent increase in teen pregnancy rates over the past decade has led more high schools to eliminate “Fuck Your Brains Out,” a ...
Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
BRACKNEY, PA—Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and ...
Man Thanks God He's Not Sexually Attracted To Children
TAMPA, FL—Saying his life would be much harder and more complex if it were the case, local accountant Jonathon Farlow, 31, took a private ...
Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
WASHINGTON—According to Beltway sources, confused White House staffers arrived at their desks Wednesday to find a meticulously researched, entirely unrequested report from the Interior ...
Prime Minister Of Norway Gets Laid
OSLO, NORWAY—Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg got laid on Friday, according to a spokesperson for the Norwegian government.
Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC)
Shelby Cross is tired of seeing couples having intercourse through her binoculars.
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Watch Our Webby Award Winning Coverage: Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting ...
Young Adults, Teens Having Less Sex
According to a survey by the Guttmacher Institute, the number of teens and young adults who report they've never had intercourse has risen substantially.
Dead Teenager Remembered For Great Hand Jobs
GOLDSBORO, NC—Friends, classmates, and loved ones gathered last night at a memorial service in the Westside High School gymnasium to celebrate the life of ...
Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples
PRINCETON, NJ—Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction ...
Erectile Dysfunction Linked To Heart Disease Fatality
German researchers have found that erectile dysfunction is a strong indicator that a man will die from heart disease. What do you think?
Rise In Teen Pregnancy Proves Teens Still Got It
WASHINGTON—Despite concerns that abstinence-only programs were robbing teens of their natural ability to bring it, these Bush-era initiatives have actually reinvigorated the sexually active ...
