Social Media
Local Laundromat Employs Social Media Coordinator
CHESTER, PA—Saying that it was the next logical step for the company, the owners of local laundromat Sudz Cleaners told reporters Tuesday that they ...
Guy Wondering How Much Longer To Keep Picture Of Dead Friend As Profile Pic
SANTA CLARA, CA—With several weeks now having passed since the tragic death of his old college roommate, local man Keith Bisbee told reporters Friday ...
Guy Wondering How Much Longer To Keep Picture Of Dead Friend As Profile Pic
SANTA CLARA, CA—With several weeks now having passed since the tragic death of his old college roommate, local man Keith Bisbee told reporters Friday ...
Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs
SUNNYVALE, CA—Finally overcoming competition from the likes of Google, Microsoft, and AOL, internet corporation Yahoo firmly re-secured its place as an industry leader after ...
Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional
SALEM, OR—Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic ...
Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year
MARIETTA, GA—Widely regarded as one of the online world’s brightest personalities, sources confirmed Friday that famed 28-year-old social media rock star Ryan Wasserman ...
VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
Ryan Jurgens rode the bench most of the season, but when his coach gave him a chance, it really paid off!
Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
WASHINGTON—In the wake of Monday’s terrorist bombing at the Boston Marathon, sources reported today the internet had come up with approximately 8.5 ...
Leading Social Media Site HarvardConnection Now Valued At $400 Billion
MENLO PARK, CA—Dawn breaks across San Francisco Bay, and on this brisk April day the only sound disturbing the morning quiet is the steady ...
Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
CHICAGO—Saying that he’s probably done all he could possibly do at this point, Twitter user Aaron Gartner confirmed Tuesday that after posting 10 ...
Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Photos
BOISE, ID—As he browsed the social networking site Facebook last night, local man Aaron Neutzling, 24, reportedly panicked after realizing that in the course ...
Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 Of His Ex-Girlfriend’s Facebook Photos
As he browsed the social networking site Facebook last night, local man Aaron Neutzling, 24, reportedly panicked after realizing that in the course of the ...
Friend's Mom Tearing It Up On Facebook
PORTLAND, ME—Friends of area man Nick Overbeck confirmed today that the 26-year-old’s mother has been absolutely ripping it up on Facebook over the ...
Area Woman Decides Not To Post Facebook Status That Would Have Tipped Gun Control Debate
AURORA, IL—The contentious debate on gun control will continue unresolved after local woman Theresa Delacroix opted Friday not to post an anti-gun message on ...
Army Commander Depressed After Reading Facebook Comments On Latest Raid
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—Checking the Defense Department’s official Facebook page Monday to browse updates and comments from users, U.S.
Pope Reaches Out To Catholic Youth By Joining Twitter, Giving Up On Catholicism
In an effort to reach today's youth, Pope Benedict has joined Twitter and completely stopped going to church and believing in God.
Pope Tweets Picture Of Self With God
MIAMI—In his first post since joining social networking site Twitter early this week, Pope Benedict XVI has tweeted a picture of himself spending time ...
