'I Am A Brand,' Pathetic Man Says
SEATTLE—Sad, pathetic local web developer and blogger Phillip Cathin, 34, told reporters today that he sees himself as “a brand.” The pitiful man, who ...
Social Media
Area Woman Finally Uploads All 12 Million Pictures Of Her Vacation To Europe On Facebook
WINSTON-SALEM, NC—A laborious eight-month-long task came to an end for Facebook user Arielle Stevens on Monday, as the college junior finally finished uploading the ...
Palestinian Family Trapped Under Rubble Thrilled To Hear 'Gaza' Trending On Twitter
BEIT LAHIA, GAZA STRIP—As her husband and three children remained trapped beneath burning debris from an Israeli airstrike, Gaza resident Adliya al-Haddad, 34, told ...
Savvy Man Registers 'Sleepy Romney' Twitter Account Just In Case Candidate Looks Tired
EUGENE, OR—Ingenious, quick-thinking local man Pete Sidell, 29, demonstrated his uncanny cultural savviness today by registering a "Sleepy Romney" Twitter account he can use ...
Man Who Cried Himself To Sleep Last Night Has Some Great Ideas For Growing Company's Brand
NEW YORK—Marketing strategist Garrett Brooks, who reportedly cried himself to sleep Sunday while thinking about how much of his life he’s wasted and ...
Number Of Users Who Actually Enjoy Facebook Down To 4
WASHINGTON—A comprehensive and groundbreaking new report released Monday by the Pew Research Center’s Internet and American Life Project has found that only four ...
Brave Woman Enters Restaurant Without First Looking It Up Online
COLUMBUS, OH—Unequipped with a smartphone or any other way to access a consensus opinion on the restaurant’s food and service, local woman Tanya ...
More And More Athletes Using Social Media To Confirm Every Stereotype Greater Public Had About Them
NEW YORK—With the near-ubiquity of social media platforms such as Twitter and Facebook, more athletes than ever have been able to confirm every widely ...
Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.
New Walgreens Facebook Plugin Allows Users To See What Prescriptions Friends Are Picking Up
DEERFIELD, IL—In an effort to enhance its social media presence, Walgreens pharmacies announced Wednesday the launch of "RxSocial," a new Facebook plugin that enables ...
Internet Against SOPA, PIPA
Last week, several websites, including Google and Wikipedia, raised awareness of the prohibitive measures included in the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) and the Protect ...
New Social Media Start-Up Aims To Be Cross Between Facebook And Facebook
SAN FRANCISCO—SweetSpace.com, the new social networking start-up from Caltech wunderkind Devin Preston, launched Wednesday with the stated intent of bridging the gap between ...
Twitter: How It Failed To Solve This Child's Kidnapping
Catch a sneak peak at this weekend's Onion Magazine.
New Facebook Feature Allows User To Cancel Account
PALO ALTO, CA—In its ongoing effort to enrich the way people connect and interact, social media website Facebook introduced a new feature Monday that ...
Man Who Got 6-Figure Book Deal From His Tumblr Account Has The Fucking Nerve To Appear On National Television
NEW YORK—Infuriating tens of thousands nationwide, 26-year-old microblogger Travis Yates reportedly had the goddamn nerve to appear on Good Morning America Friday just days ...
CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs
The CIA's invention of Facebook has saved the government millions of dollars.
Highly Anticipated Launches At SXSW Interactive
Every year at South by Southwest, companies roll out their latest interactive media. Here's what to look for this year.
