Space
The Future Of NASA
In the wake of the Columbia tragedy, many are questioning the wisdom and necessity of NASA's manned-space-flight program. What do you think?
Astronomers Admit They Made Neptune Up
LONDON–An elaborate, 155-year-old hoax was revealed Monday, when the Royal Astronomical Society confessed that the planet Neptune does not exist. "It appears to have ...
Planet Explodes
EARTH—All Earth lifeforms are feared dead in Monday's explosion of the four-billion-year-old planet, sources report. "We are still searching through the rubble for ...
80 Billion Tons Of Jar Jar Merchandise Now 70 Percent Off
NEW YORK—An estimated 80 billion tons of Jar Jar Binks-related merchandise—manufactured in bulk this spring in anticipation of the summer's blockbuster Star ...
Klingon Speakers Now Outnumber Navajo Speakers
NEW YORK—According to a report released Monday by the Modern Language Association, speakers of the Star Trek-based Klingon language outnumber individuals fluent in ...
Aliens Demand More Positive Portrayal In The Media
WASHINGTON, DC—A coalition of extraterrestrials representing some two trillion lifeforms across the five major planetary confederations descended on Earth Monday to speak out against ...
Cast Of Space: 1999 Reunites For TV Movie Space: 1999 '99
LOS ANGELES—Twenty-five years after its 1974 debut, the science-fiction program Space: 1999 is returning to the airwaves this fall with the two-hour NBC movie ...
Bumbling Astronauts Caught in Wacky 'Lunch-Launch' Mix-up
HOUSTON—The international aerospace community was shocked Monday when the experimental new Phoebus 3 Space Shuttle rocketed into space prematurely, manned only with two bumbling ...











