Sports year in review 2008
Nation's Women Thank Sports Illustrated For Helping Them Make Well-Informed Swimsuit Choices
NEW YORK—Weeks after their 2008 swimsuit issue hit newsstands, Sports Illustrated continues to be deluged with mail from appreciative...
NASCAR Goes Upscale
Stock car racing's growth has slowed almost to a halt in recent years, which in turn has forced NASCAR management to go up-market in ...
Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas
TEMPE, AZ—Claiming he was initially excited at the prospect of playing for a legitimate championship contender, new Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal admitted ...
Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation
FOXBOROUGH, MA—As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their ...
Puppy Bowl Highlights
Onion Sports looks back at the best-ever moments from Super Sunday's other big event throughout the years:
Ghost Of Barbaro Appears To Teach Nation True Meaning Of Barbaro Day
LOUISVILLE, KY—Exactly one year to the day after Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was tragically taken from us before his time, an apparition of the ...
Atlanta Fans Smile Politely Through Entire NHL All-Star Game
ATLANTA—Describing the experience as "nice" and "interesting," nearly 19,000 Atlanta residents filled Atlanta's Philips Arena for the National...
Fan Of Other Team Booed
CHICAGO—Thirty-two-year-old Sam Weber, who was wearing the color combination and various paraphernalia indicative of his fandom for a team...
Olympic Runners Feeling Stupid For Cutting Off Legs Before Finding Out About Prosthetic Ban
NEW YORK—An International Association of Athletics Federations ruling Monday disallowing double-leg amputee Oscar Pistorius, who uses...
Roger Federer
The most flawless tennis player of our time is not without his flaws.
Canucks-Blues Game Goes Into Extra-Puck-Time Or Something
ST. LOUIS—A recent hockey game between the St. Louis Blues and Vancouver Canucks went into extra-puck-time or something, ESPN reported...
Worst-Ever NFL Playoff Chokes
Poor performances by Tony Romo and Peyton Manning contributed to their teams' losses in the divisional playoffs, but they weren't the worst...
Jessica Simpson Completes Elaborate Plan To Destroy Cowboys' Season
DALLAS—Speaking to reporters she had invited into her impenetrable subterranean Texas lair on Monday, Jessica Simpson gloated over the victory she recently achieved after ...
National Champion LSU Retires At The Top Of Its Game
NEW
ORLEANS—Mere moments after hoisting the crystal national championship
trophy, Tigers coach Les Miles announced that LSU had made the decision to "go
out ...



















