Sports Year In Review 2010
No One Knows Who Female Star Athlete In Nike Commercial Is
NEW YORK—A recent Nike commercial featuring star players from both the NBA and NFL also includes an evidently prominent African-American female athlete, though sources ...
Drew Brees Casually Wonders Aloud If He Really Could Get Away With Murder In This Town
NEW ORLEANS—Drew Brees, Super Bowl–winning quarterback of the Saints and local hero, spent a few minutes during a routine press conference Tuesday wondering ...
Rookie Ndamukong Suh Records Lions First-Ever Tackle
CHICAGO—Rookie defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh, the Lions' first pick in this year's NFL draft, lived up to expectations Sunday by recording the first ...
16,000 Diamondbacks Fans Killed On Complimentary Rattlesnake Night
PHOENIX—The Arizona Diamondbacks organization apologized to fans, their families, and the community at large Thursday after more than 16,000 people attending the previous ...
JaMarcus Russell Currently Failing Drug Test
LOS ANGELES—Former Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell is currently in a Los Angeles Police Department bathroom failing a drug test, records will confirm Wednesday when ...
164 Closeted Gay Men Having Impressive NFL Preseason
RUTHERFORD, NJ—As the first round of preseason games drew to a close Monday, NFL sources reported that the league's 164 closeted gay players ...
Florida Marlins Delay Game Until Their Fan Shows Up
MIAMI—The Florida Marlins delayed the start of their game against the St. Louis Cardinals last Sunday when Steve, their fan, failed to show up ...
Pirates Mathematically Eliminated From Major League Baseball
PITTSBURGH—After losing their fifth straight game Monday, the Pittsburgh Pirates were mathematically eliminated from Major League Baseball, having fallen to a 36-69 record that ...
'Sports Illustrated' Sends Out Army Of Peter Kings To Cover NFL Training Camp
NEW YORK—Looking to cover every possible angle of NFL training camp, Sports Illustrated has once again unleashed its army of 350,000 Peter King ...
Confusion Among Boxing's Sanctioning Bodies Results In Manny Pacquiao Fighting Self For 3 Separate Belts
LAS VEGAS—The World Boxing Organization, International Boxing Federation, and World Boxing Association held separate press conferences Monday resulting in the eventual announcement that Manny ...
Lip-Reading BCS Computer Kills Officials Who Want To Shut It Down
TEMPE, AZ—BCS 9000, the sentient heuristic computer responsible for arranging five championship bowl games at the end of each college football season, reportedly uncovered ...
Tiger Woods Sucks Now, Reports U.S. Department Of Guys At The Bar
WASHINGTON—During a six-hour committee hearing Sunday at McKenzie's Pub on 14th and G Streets, the U.S.
Massive Hit-And-Run Prematurely Ends Tour De France
POMAREZ, FRANCE—The 2010 Tour de France was canceled Friday morning following an incident during Stage 18 in which an unidentified automobile somehow found its ...
Highlights Of George Steinbrenner's Reign
His legacy is a strange mixture of winning baseball and strained relationships, but there's no denying George Steinbrenner was a colorful and remarkable man ...
