ATLANTA—Displaying the virtually unlimited raw potential of a once-in-a-generation franchise center, multiple league sources confirmed Saturday that former Portland Trail Blazers player Greg Oden ...
Chip Kelly Having Difficulty Adjusting To Eagles' Shitty Roster
SAN ANTONIO—In an effort to inspire the team before Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, Spurs captain Tim Duncan reportedly reminded his teammates ...
With David Beckham retiring last week, Onion Sports examines notable moments from the soccer player’s illustrious 21-year career.
LOS ANGELES—Ahead of his impending free agency, Lakers center Dwight Howard told reporters Thursday that he is “very interested” in moving to Houston and ...
Pete Carroll Thankful NFL Didn't Catch Rest Of Seahawks Using PEDs
Pete Carroll Thankful NFL Didn't Catch Rest Of Seahawks Using PEDs
MIAMI—During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals, players on the Miami Heat confirmed Wednesday that they were wholly unprepared for the aggressive brand ...
CHICAGO—Iconic Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher officially announced his retirement from the NFL Wednesday, despite acknowledging that he still had “a lot of injuries ...
DETROIT—Months following his record-setting 2012 campaign, Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson shocked football fans Wednesday, revealing that he played much of last season with ...
Frank Vogel Seen Googling 'NBA Pacers Good?'
Preakness Loser Orb Gets Chewed Out By Trainer On Walk From Stall To Trailer
Baseball Player's Season Going To Depend On If He Can Stay Healthy
CLEVELAND—Claiming they want to impose their will against the competition, Cleveland Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski announced Friday that the team is gearing up ...
With Sergio Garcia plummeting from first place to a seven-way tie for eighth at the Players Championship last weekend, Onion Sports examines some of the ...
PALATINE, IL—During a tennis tournament hosted by Fremd High School, spectators, coaches, and fellow competitors agreed Thursday that the massive gulf in skill levels ...
PARIS—Following a storied 21-year career, global soccer icon David Beckham officially announced Thursday that, at the age of 38, he is a giant quitter.
NBA.com Holds Contest Challenging Fans To Name An Indiana Pacer
