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Michael Vick Confident He’s Still NFL’s Fastest Convicted Felon
Michael Vick Confident He’s Still NFL’s Fastest Convicted Felon
Tecmo Bowl–Winning Bulldogs Visit White House
WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama hosted the Tecmo Bowl champion Bulldogs at the White House Thursday, honoring the team for their stunning victory over the heavily ...
Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson publicly asserting his firm opposition to gay marriage, the reigning MVP’s longtime boyfriend Scott Oakes ...
Sources: Greg Oden Looks Incredible In Video From 2007
ATLANTA—Displaying the virtually unlimited raw potential of a once-in-a-generation franchise center, multiple league sources confirmed Saturday that former Portland Trail Blazers player Greg Oden ...
Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
SAN ANTONIO—In an effort to inspire the team before Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, Spurs captain Tim Duncan reportedly reminded his teammates ...
Highlights From David Beckham’s Career
With David Beckham retiring last week, Onion Sports examines notable moments from the soccer player’s illustrious 21-year career.
Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets
LOS ANGELES—Ahead of his impending free agency, Lakers center Dwight Howard told reporters Thursday that he is “very interested” in moving to Houston and ...
Miami Heat Unprepared For Chainsaw-Wielding Pacers
MIAMI—During Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals, players on the Miami Heat confirmed Wednesday that they were wholly unprepared for the aggressive brand ...
Brian Urlacher Retires With Plenty Of Injuries Left In The Tank
CHICAGO—Iconic Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher officially announced his retirement from the NFL Wednesday, despite acknowledging that he still had “a lot of injuries ...
Calvin Johnson Says He Played 2012 Season With Broken Heart
DETROIT—Months following his record-setting 2012 campaign, Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson shocked football fans Wednesday, revealing that he played much of last season with ...
Cleveland Browns Gearing Up To Punt Ball Down Opponents’ Throats
CLEVELAND—Claiming they want to impose their will against the competition, Cleveland Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski announced Friday that the team is gearing up ...














