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Michael Strahan Snaps Out Of 8-Year-Long Concussion Haze To Find Self Rolling Pastry Dough With Kelly Ripa
Michael Strahan Snaps Out Of 8-Year-Long Concussion Haze To Find Self Rolling Pastry Dough With Kelly Ripa
'Forbes' Names Tim Tebow World’s Most Influential Former Athlete
NEW YORK—Forbes magazine named recently cut New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow as the world’s most influential former athlete Thursday, stating that ...
Bears Sign Friendly Wide Receiver To Compliment Brandon Marshall
Bears Sign Friendly Wide Receiver To Compliment Brandon Marshall
LeBron James Unable To Enjoy MVP Knowing Boston Globe’s Gary Washburn Didn’t Vote For Him
MIAMI—After receiving 120 of 121 first-place votes from NBA media members, Miami Heat star LeBron James admitted to reporters Thursday that he can’t ...
Joakim Noah Guarantees He'll Annoy Living Fuck Out Of Heat
MIAMI—Following the Bulls upset of the Heat in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, Chicago center Joakim Noah boldly guaranteed Monday that he ...
Dwyane Wade Checks Online For Correct Spelling Of First Name
Dwyane Wade Checks Online For Correct Spelling Of First Name
Chris Kluwe Pens Impassioned Editorial On Challenges Facing Cut NFL Punters
MINNEAPOLIS—Following his release from the Minnesota Vikings earlier this week, punter Chris Kluwe reportedly responded Tuesday by composing a fiery editorial in which he ...
Phil Jackson Preemptively Calls Nets To Let Them Know He’s Not Interested
Phil Jackson Preemptively Calls Nets To Let Them Know He’s Not Interested
Vinny Del Negro Proud Of Way Clippers Barely Hung In There Against Less Talented Team
Vinny Del Negro Proud Of Way Clippers Barely Hung In There Against Less Talented Team
Superstitious Baseball Player Always Steps Into Batter’s Box Before Swinging At Pitches
MILWAUKEE—While speaking to reporters prior to Saturday’s game against the St. Louis Cardinals, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun admitted he consistently follows an ...
Cavaliers Impressed With Mike Brown’s Willingness To Coach Cavaliers
CLEVELAND—A week after hiring the former Lakers head coach, Cleveland Cavaliers general manager Chris Grant announced at a press conference Wednesday that the team ...
Guide To Tim Tebow's Future
Onion Sports gazes into its crystal ball to examine the fate of recently cut Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow Just Sitting By Himself In Darkened Florida Gators Football Stadium
GAINESVILLE, FL—After being waived by the New York Jets and so far receiving no offers from other NFL teams, former Florida Gators quarterback Tim ...
Heat Surprised It Took 4 Games To Beat Bucks
MIAMI—Reflecting on their first-round playoff series, members of the Miami Heat expressed their genuine surprise Thursday that they needed four games to beat the ...
Ahmad Bradshaw Medically Cleared For Next Injury
Ahmad Bradshaw Medically Cleared For Next Injury
Michael Jordan Accidentally Leaves For Honeymoon With One Of His Mistresses
PALM BEACH, FL—Following an extravagant wedding ceremony attended by hundreds of famous guests, former NBA star Michael Jordan inadvertently left for his honeymoon with ...
A-Rod Warns Accusers It'll Be Their Word Against His
'Who Do You Think They’re Going To Believe?' Says Rodriguez
NEW YORK—Following recent reports linking him to a Miami-based clinic supplying performance-enhancing drugs, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly warned accusers Tuesday that if ...
