Sports
A.J. Pierzynski Predicts He Will Lead League In Offensiveness
CHICAGO—Although he has already built a reputation as one of the most offensive players in the game, White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski said...
Scheduling Error Leads To First-Ever NCAA Final Five
INDIANAPOLIS—NCAA basketball championship organizers are scrambling to explain how multiple scheduling and selection errors have resulted in...
Bruins Offer Coaching, Front-Office, Playing Position To Ray Bourque
BOSTON—Citing continued leadership problems at the executive and strategic levels, as well as the fact that they could use a little help on...
Steinbrenner Names Johnny Damon As New Yankee Scapegoat
NEW YORK—Continuing a Yankee tradition that dates back to the teams of the early '80s, owner George Steinbrenner formally appointed recently signed centerfielder Johnny ...
George Mason Player Upsets Mother With Last-Second Long-Distance Call From Way Downtown
INDIANAPOLIS—George Mason reserve point guard Roland Farragut chalked up a stunning upset of his mother Wednesday night when he made a...
WWE: Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don't Want
STAMFORD, CT—Vince McMahon praised the immigrants for enduring "grueling, bone-crunching maneuvers" that domestic wrestlers shun.
Terrell Owens Calls Dallas 'A Good Place To Spend The Summer'
DALLAS—Shortly after signing a three-year, $25 million contract with the Cowboys, controversial wideout Terrell Owens said he was looking...
Injury-Free U.S. Team Deems World Baseball Classic 'A Complete Success'
ANAHEIM, CA—Players on Team USA, along with MLB owners
and managers, rejoiced Thursday night following their final game of the World
Baseball...
Bradley University Wants To Bring NCAA Title Back To Middle Of Nowhere
OAKLAND, CA—The Bradley men's basketball team, fresh from earning an appearance in the Sweet 16, are eagerly anticipating their chance to bring...
