Sports
Brett Favre's Retirement Decision To Disappoint Fans Either Way
GREEN BAY, WIAlthough star Packers quarterback Brett Favre has yet to actually announce whether he will play another season in the NFL, any decision ...
Roger Federer Admits Tennis His Fourth-Favorite Sport
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIAIn a tearful admission following his seventh Grand Slam title at the Australian Open Sunday, Roger Federer told members of the press that ...
Analysts Predicting Most Evenly Matched Blowout In Super Bowl History
DETROITCiting the Steelers' overwhelming defense and remarkable team resilience, as well as the overpowering Seahawks ground game and odds-defying tenacity, football analysts around the ...
NFL Hopes Rolling Stones Will Attract 18-To-55 Male Demographic
DETROITWith ratings for the Super Bowl telecast dropping to the point where a mere 86.1 million viewers watched the program in 2005, the ...
Piazza: 'I'm Just Excited To Be Able To Finish My Career Somewhere'
SAN DIEGODuring a press conference introducing him as the newest member of the Padres, Mike Piazza, the 37-year-old ex-Met catcher on the downside of ...
Barry Bonds: 'I Won't Retire Until I've Tarnished Every Record In The Book'
SAN FRANCISCO—Giants slugger Barry Bonds, who recently
announced that he might retire after the 2006 season, reconsidered that
decision...
Yao Ming Living Up To Height Expectations
HOUSTONDespite initial skepticism among NBA fans and analysts, Rockets center Yao Ming has had no trouble living up to the expectations of coaches and ...
All-Time Greatest Super Bowl Moments
As the Super Bowl enters its fifth decade, we look back on the greatest moments from Super Bowls past.
NHL Players Protest New Goaltending Penalty
NEW YORKLess than six months since players returned from a yearlong lockout, hockey is once again in turmoil following last week's announcement that ...
Onion Sports Super Bowl Preview
With just one game remaining in the NFL season, the field of championship contenders has been trimmed considerably. Over the next two weeks, we wrap ...
Backwoods Kenyan Just Watches Marathons For The Crashes
LODWAR VALLEY, KENYAKenyan Cletus Jerop-Ogechi, a currently unemployed welder and self-described "old school" marathon fan, confessed openly Tuesday to enjoying long-distance cross-country running solely ...
Patriots' 2006 Victory Parade Awkward, Sparsely Attended
BOSTONPoor player attendance, negligible fan turnout, and a marked lack of general enthusiasm marred the New England Patriots' annual season-ending parade through the streets ...











