Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History
SOUTH BEND, IN—With their football renaissance derailed, at least for the moment, by a current 5-2 record that includes losses to rivals USC and ...
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MLB Season In Review
Onion Sports takes a look back at the 2005 Major League Baseball season, highlighting the year's most memorable moments.
WNBA Draft To Double As Bachelorette Auction
NEW YORK—In order to stimulate interest in the WNBA and allow its fans to get to know the sport's rising stars in a ...
Special X-Games End In Extreme Tragedy
LOS ANGELES—Event organizers and promoters are as yet unable to explain to the satisfaction of law-enforcement officials how Ricky Creston, a 10-year-old Down syndrome ...
Quarterback Has Normal, Healthy Son
NEW YORK—New York Jets quarterback Chad Pennington, whose torn rotator cuff has sidelined him for the remainder of the 2005 season, still has that ...
Bush To Throw Out First Through 120th Pitch Of World Series
CHICAGO—The White House formally announced Thursday that President George W. Bush will open the 2005 World Series in Chicago by throwing out the ceremonial ...
MLB Introduces Todd Zeile Award For Participation
MILWAUKEE—In recognition of Todd Zeile, who took an active part in over 2,000 games while playing for 11 different teams, the MLB commissioner ...
Fox Cancels ALCS After Just Two Episodes
LOS ANGELES—Fox Entertainment president Peter Liguori announced Thursday that the network is pulling the plug on ALCS, the new three-hour drama/comedy about two ...
Peyton Manning's Wife Tired Of His Constant 'Audibles' At The 'Line Of Scrimmage'
INDIANAPOLIS—According to sources close to Ashley Manning, wife of Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, the All-Pro's constant audibles on the playing field are mirrored ...
Hockey's New Rules
The NHL recently returned from a yearlong strike with a long list of new on-ice rules designed to make games higher-scoring and more exciting. What ...
'Ditka' Chicago Man's Answer To Everything
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Almost 20 years after Mike Ditka led Chicago to their only Super Bowl victory, lifelong Chicago resident Dave Johannes continues to suggest the ...
MLB Promises Next Season Will Be Even More Predictable
ST. LOUIS—In the midst of a slightly jarring postseason that now features just two of the same four teams that advanced to last year ...
Antonio Alfonseca Once Again Leads Major-League Relievers In Fingers
MIAMI—Florida Marlins pitcher Antonio Alfonseca dominated the MLB in appendages for the ninth straight year, finishing the 2005 season with a league-leading 12 fingers.
Reggie Jackson Still Mr. October To His Librarian
PEBBLE BEACH, CA—Reggie Jackson, the legendary power hitter who earned the nickname "Mr. October" for his World Series heroics with the Oakland A's ...
