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Athlete-Stalker Bill Ansler Retires At The Top Of The Stalking Game
His face has been part of the landscape of all the major female sporting events of the past 25 years: peeking into the locker room ...
Basketball's Humble Origin As A Diversion For Hated Giants
Today, genetic freaks are celebrated as sports heroes. But giants used to be shunned and feared. All that changed with the invention of basketball by ...
Official Proclamation Of Cleveland's Ban On Professional Sports
After years of wrenching disappointment, the city of Cleveland has finally cast professional sports aside, to be replaced with anything and everything that doesn't ...
Former Nun Responds To Release Of Pau Gasol Sex Tape
The Lakers are dealing with another distraction as they make their playoff push: the leak of a surreal, expressionistic sex tape starring power forward Pau ...
The Top Moments In OSNY History
Since their inception, the OSNY awards have been built on moments: bone-crushing, animal-killing, athlete-humiliating moments.
Peyton Manning Impersonator Captured After Years Of Endorsing Products
Police apprehended Jerry Borgman this week, a 49-year-old contractor who allegedly appeared in dozens of commercials pretending to be Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. Though Borgman ...
I Am Glad I'm Only Allowed To Watch The OSNY Awards On Television
On Tuesday night, SportsDome is going to go to the OSNY Awards to have a pre-show on the red carpet there.
Tonight In The Dome: OSN Celebrates The OSNY Awards, The Most Glamorous And Award-Filled Night In All Of Sports
Iron your tux and take your elegant gowns out of storage! SportsDome's breaking out the arena-sized formalwear to celebrate the 2011 OSNY Awards -- the ...
My Band Deadly Chemistry Makes Its Dome Debut
Folks, if you were one of the millions of Deadly Chemists that loved that sick backing track to those snowboarding highlights, then you are not ...
OSN's March Madness Dump Your Girlfriend Contest!
Want to party with OSN at the Final Four? Feeling ambivalent about your ladyfriend? Well get ready to humiliate two birds with one stone! Grab ...
Fish Murder Is Disgusting And Wrong
Hey folks, real grim Inside the Bench this week on a horrifying subculture of athletes that dare to lure fish in with sharpened hooks designed ...
Cindy Halcombe And The The Cindy E-Zone
As part of the continuing agreement between the Onion Sports Network and ex-intern Cindy Halcombe, here is a court-mandated guest post written by Halcombe.
Hi ...
New Species Of Van Gundy Sheds Light On Development Of Near-Human Ancestors
Archaeologists are studying the fossilized remains of a previously undiscovered species of Van Gundy found in Montana this week.










