10-year old Brian Muskeep was named the Beltline Grill Cardinals starting catcher this week, a natural fit for a player of his unique physical capabilities.
As part of the continuing agreement between the Onion Sports Network and ex-intern Cindy Halcombe, here is a court-mandated guest post written by Halcombe.
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Impatient college hoop fans, the time has come: Greg officially kicked off March Madness by sending out his invitation to his official online bracket pool.
Police are still building their list of initial suspects, a process made more difficult by many of those questions loudly insisting they "wished they killed ...
Spring training, the NFL labor crisis and March Madness are fighting it out in the trenches, and only the Dome has the heavy-duty Sports-Treads you ...
Police were called to a Miami-area nightclub late last night to respond to reports that Heat forward Chris Bosh was left alone in a hot ...
OnionSportsNetwork.com cedes space to guest blogger and pedophile Terry Parker to explain why the recent uniform changes at the Radbourne Academy are an insult ...
Though most sports coverage focuses on the athletic and healthful, many of sports' most celebrated figures are old and decrepit.
Former Major Leaguer Willie McGee is suing the producers of "Born Ugly: The Willie McGee Story," the new film loosely based on McGee's life ...
Last year we strapped the Toad down to the back of a flatbed truck and brought him all over America, and it went so well ...
Word has come down that the National Football League has launched a series of missiles into a Cambodian factory/elementary school thought to be fabricating ...
Jim Calhoun was hit hard by sanctions this week after the NCAA found he committed recruiting violations by telling high school recruits he was nothing ...
Grab your tissues and get ready to weep, because tonight the SportsDome returns with another chapter in the most inspiring sports-wish granting volume on television ...
Spring training, the NCAA bubble, basketball and hockey's stretch run: the sports world is a whirling vortex and the SportsDome is the only spaceship ...
(The OSN copywriters did a great job putting together a terrific memorial post when it looked like the sporting world had lost Jack Nicklaus, it ...
Doug Townsend suffered defeat at the hands of the Slinko Games batting cage on Tuesday, making contact only four times and solid contact just once.
In the SportsDome, we told you about Tampa Bay's plan to fill Tropicana Field by unleashing thousands of snakes in the streets of Tampa ...
This week in Indianapolis, the top NFL owning prospects in the country are gathering to prove that they have the raw skills it takes to ...
Up-and-coming stock car racer Taft Myers has become embroiled in scandal, with a mountain of evidence that Myers pulled over during the Daytona 500 and ...