Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'
FT. COLLINS, CO– A laminated paper menu for Smitty's Diner on Hwy. 32 describes the eatery's pancakes as "world famous," patron Annette Larouche ...
Suburbs
Architect Asks Self How Le Corbusier Would Have Designed This Strip Mall
TOPEKA, KS– Architect Curtis Winter, designer of the planned Fox Plaza strip mall in downtown Topeka, found himself wondering Monday how influential 20th-century Swiss architect ...
Grueling Household Tasks Of 19th Century Enjoyed By Suburban Woman
SAUSALITO, CA–Ellen Brinkworth, a 37-year-old homemaker from the upscale San Francisco suburb of Sausalito, enjoys spending her free time engaged in the back-breaking labors ...
Clinton Vaguely Disappointed By Lack Of Assassination Attempts
CHAPPAQUA, NY—President Clinton doesn't want to be remembered as the president who wasn't worth a couple pot shots.
Area Pastor Likes To Inject A Little Humor Into His Sermons
CRYSTAL LAKE, IL–Despite his deep commitment to the sanctity and seriousness of the Word of God, Pastor Clark Lundegaard likes to incorporate a little ...
Republicans Back Universal Lawn-Care Bill
WASHINGTON, DC–Seeking to make "comprehensive, high-quality lawn and garden care accessible to all Americans," a coalition of House Republicans Monday introduced H.R. 4702 ...
Local Homemaker Fights To Overcome Rubbermaid™ Addiction
ELGIN, IL–Members of the Schiller family reported Monday that homemaker Caryn Schiller, 43, is struggling with a severe Rubbermaid™ addiction. "We scheduled a family ...
