A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you...

NEW YORK—In an interview following his 200th career win Monday night, Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez said he never could have reached this milestone without ...

BETA QUADRANT, ZGYXA—Nearly 200,000 hostile aliens from the planet Zgyxa skipped invading Earth Monday, saying it "does not seem worth the...

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND—The Twinlab International Powerlifting Championships ended predictably Sunday, as for the 47th consecutive year, the...

WASHINGTON, DC—Weather-beaten U.S. citizens have responded to predictions of swirling blood storms and softball-sized clot-hail with numb resignation.

BUFFALO, NY—An unaccountable vision of impending enchilada consumption experienced by SUNY­Buffalo student Kris Lamberth came true early...

SAN FRANCISCO—MythBusters hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman, who dared challenge the sacred explanations of the order of the universe,...

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, the first PG-13-rated film in the series, is set for a Nov. 18 release. What are the themes ...

PITTSBURGH—A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack.

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Vince Vaughn telephoned his agent Norman Falbaum Monday, saying only, "Tell Owen yes." According to Falbaum, the phone rang again...

WASHINGTON, DC—A genie freed from a battered oil lamp by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia granted the conservative jurist a strict constructionist interpretation of ...

ROCHESTER, NY—After years of deciphering ancient building codes, Mike LaMere unearthed the mysterious City Zoning Amulet.