No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted
INDEPENDENCE, MO—None of the six students in the white stretch limousine presently en route to Harry Truman High School’s senior prom are attending ...
Teenagers
Teens Hold Clothing Drive For Classmate Who Dresses Really Ugly
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy welcome two Sacramento teens who collected clothing for their classmate so she wouldn't have to look like a ...
Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug To Worry About
DENVER—A new illicit drug that is incredibly cheap, highly addictive, and extremely easy to produce is appearing in school yards across the country, the ...
Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
WASHINGTON—According to Beltway sources, confused White House staffers arrived at their desks Wednesday to find a meticulously researched, entirely unrequested report from the Interior ...
Teen Sexting Not As Prevalent As Thought
A study published in the journal Pediatrics revealed that only one in 100 teens had sent nude or sexually explicit images via phone, as opposed ...
Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now
Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.
Loss Of Virginity More Humiliating Than Original Virginity
COLUMBUS, OH—The shame, humiliation, and ridicule local teen Brandon Means suffered from being the only member of his peer group still...
Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Compete In LPGA Tournament
HONOLULU—In an announcement that has rocked the world of professional golf, longtime men's golfer Michelle Wie said Monday that she is...
Missing Girl Elected To Aruban Parliament
ORANJESTAD, ARUBA—In a surprise election result, Aruban voters elected missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway to their parliament Tuesday. "The...
Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards
VATICAN CITY—The Vatican has released a strict new set of Church laws intended to reduce the nocturnal emissions of teenage polluters by 50 percent ...
Principal Hates Underachievers, Overachievers
ST. CLOUD, MN—Charles Van Hise is sick of devoting all his attention to “problem students” who require special disciplinary or scholastic attention.
Colombian Teen Going Through Anti-Government Guerilla Phase
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA—Like many Colombian teens, Juan Ardila, 15, is experiencing typical growing pains, characterized by mood swings, raging hormones, and a fervent allegiance to ...
In Search Of A Better Life, Teen Moves Downstairs
DEERFIELD, IL—Like generations of teenagers before him, 16-year-old Eric Jankowski has pulled up stakes to seek a future in a distant land of opportunity ...
Teen Handed Awesome Responsibility Of Closing Subway Alone
BARTLESVILLE, OK—17-year-old Jeremy Prusher's manager said that although he is young, he is perfectly capable of closing the Subway.
Conservative Teens
Recent surveys show that today's teens are more conservative than the previous generation on issues like abortion and drug use. What do you think?
