Government-Issued PSA Urging Teens To Fuck Their Brains Out
The above is a 2008 PSA issued by the Department of Health and Human Services in support of the “Fuck Your Brains Out” sex education ...
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Teen Pregnancy Rate Prompting More High Schools To Eliminate ‘Fuck Your Brains Out’ Program
WASHINGTON—A 150 percent increase in teen pregnancy rates over the past decade has led more high schools to eliminate “Fuck Your Brains Out,” a ...
Teens Hold Clothing Drive For Classmate Who Dresses Really Ugly
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy welcome two Sacramento teens who collected clothing for their classmate so she wouldn't have to look like a ...
Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug To Worry About
DENVER—A new illicit drug that is incredibly cheap, highly addictive, and extremely easy to produce is appearing in school yards across the country, the ...
Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
WASHINGTON—According to Beltway sources, confused White House staffers arrived at their desks Wednesday to find a meticulously researched, entirely unrequested report from the Interior ...
Teen Sexting Not As Prevalent As Thought
A study published in the journal Pediatrics revealed that only one in 100 teens had sent nude or sexually explicit images via phone, as opposed ...
Rise In Teen Pregnancy Proves Teens Still Got It
WASHINGTON—Despite concerns that abstinence-only programs were robbing teens of their natural ability to bring it, these Bush-era initiatives have actually reinvigorated the sexually active ...
Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked
Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos.
Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears
NEW YORK—"It's like they don't even know I'm alive," said John Green, 91, of Miami. "I don't know why I ...
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy ...
Flavored Cigarettes Banned
The FDA ban on cigarettes flavored with cloves or fruit—but not menthol—took effect this week. What do you think?
Die Young, Live Fast
A recent survey suggests teens who believe they'll die at a young age are more likely to engage in risky behavior. What do you ...
Teens Don't Tweet
A survey by Nielsen found that only 16 percent of Twitter users were under 25. What do you think?
Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table
HOLLAND, MI—According to mall personnel, a roving gang of 15-year-old rebels captured a corner table at the Woodland Mall food court Sunday...
Area Teen Up To Something
GREENFIELD, OH—"I don't like how I can't see his face," said a resident, who attributed the teen’s behavior to the music ...
Law Allows Abandoning Teens
A Nebraska law designed to protect newborns and infants has instead allowed parents to abandon children up to age 19 at hospitals. What do you...
