Teens

Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug To Worry About

ISSUE 48•19 | 05.10.12 | News

DENVER—A new illicit drug that is incredibly cheap, highly addictive, and extremely easy to produce is appearing in school yards across the country, the fevered imaginations of the nation's mothers who need something to fret over confirmed today. Th... more»
Stigmatic Teen Says His Miracle Is Gross

ISSUE 48•19 | 05.09.12 | Radio News
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

ISSUE 48•05 | 01.31.12 | Newsroom

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." more»
Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.19.12 | News

WASHINGTON—According to Beltway sources, confused White House staffers arrived at their desks Wednesday to find a meticulously researched, entirely unrequested report from the Interior Department assessing dry humping as a suitable sex alternative f... more»
Teen Sexting Not As Prevalent As Thought

ISSUE 47•49 | 12.07.11 | American Voices

A study published in the journal Pediatrics revealed that only one in 100 teens had sent nude or sexually explicit images via phone, as opposed to the previous estimate of one in five. more»
Anarchy Symbol Updated To Appeal To Today's Teens

ISSUE 47•04 | 01.25.11 | News in Photos
Least Popular Teen Hangouts

ISSUE 46•07 | 02.17.10 | Statshot
Rise In Teen Pregnancy Proves Teens Still Got It

ISSUE 46•07 | 02.15.10 | News

WASHINGTON—Despite concerns that abstinence-only programs were robbing teens of their natural ability to bring it, these Bush-era initiatives have actually reinvigorated the sexually active group, allowing them to dig deep and strut their stuff like never before. more»
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

ISSUE 46•02 | 01.12.10 | News

LOUISVILLE, KY—"The other week, I was this close to picketing in front of an abortion clinic," the mortified teenager said, his eyes welling up with tears. "I felt so ashamed, yet, at the same time, it was all strangely titillating." more»
Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

ISSUE 45•49 | 12.03.09 | In The Know

Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. more»
Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears

ISSUE 45•44 | 10.30.09 | News

NEW YORK—"It's like they don't even know I'm alive," said John Green, 91, of Miami. "I don't know why I let it bother me. I've lived a rich, rewarding life. But they're so pretty, and their hair is so perfect." more»
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

ISSUE 45•41 | 10.05.09 | Today Now!

The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex. more»
Flavored Cigarettes Banned

ISSUE 45•39 | 09.24.09 | American Voices

The FDA ban on cigarettes flavored with cloves or fruit—but not menthol—took effect this week. What do you think? more»
Die Young, Live Fast

ISSUE 45•37 | 09.11.09 | American Voices

A recent survey suggests teens who believe they'll die at a young age are more likely to engage in risky behavior. What do you think? more»
Teens Don't Tweet

ISSUE 45•37 | 09.09.09 | American Voices

A survey by Nielsen found that only 16 percent of Twitter users were under 25. What do you think? more»
Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table

ISSUE 45•33 | 08.12.09 | News in Brief

HOLLAND, MI—According to mall personnel, a roving gang of 15-year-old rebels captured a corner table at the Woodland Mall food court Sunday... more»
Area Teen Up To Something

ISSUE 45•04 | 01.24.09 | News

GREENFIELD, OH—"I don't like how I can't see his face," said a resident, who attributed the teen’s behavior to the music industry's lack of positive role models. more»
Law Allows Abandoning Teens

ISSUE 44•42 | 10.16.08 | American Voices

A Nebraska law designed to protect newborns and infants has instead allowed parents to abandon children up to age 19 at hospitals. What do you... more»
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

ISSUE 44•39 | 09.27.08 | News

SOMERSET, NJ—"It’s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said Charles Wentworth. more»
Nation In Love With Girl From Record Store

ISSUE 44•39 | 09.27.08 | Radio News
Minister Constantly Mentions Teenage Son's Virginity

ISSUE 44•37 | 09.14.08 | Radio News
Point/Counterpoint: Party! vs. Whoo! Party!

ISSUE 44•35 | 08.27.08 | Point/Counterpoint

Party! Yeah, man! All right! Can you believe this?! Damn! Dude! Party! What's that? Huh? I can't understand you over the noise... more»
Underprotective Father Demands Daughter Arrive Home By 10 A.M.

ISSUE 44•33 | 08.12.08 | News in Brief

NASHVILLE, TN—Local resident Nathan Corbin, 37, has set a strict 10 a.m. curfew for his 16-year-old daughter Kathy, the underbearing father... more»
Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws

ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•28 | 07.07.08 | American Voices

A new study from the insurance industry indicates that teens do not follow cell-phone laws while driving. What do you think? more»
Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

ISSUE 44•27 | 06.30.08 | Newsroom

Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. more»
Friends From Home Embarrassing

ISSUE 44•25 | 06.17.08 | News in Brief

BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from... more»
Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else

ISSUE 44•24 | 06.11.08 | Advice

Dear Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else, I have a problem with my landlord. Most renters can't get their... more»
Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn

ISSUE 44•22 | 05.30.08 | News

NEW YORK—The shelter provided a safe place to improve students' transcripts, allowing them to escape from the dangers of cleaning up inner-city neighborhoods. more»
Listen, Can You Do Me A Favor And Join The Army?

ISSUE 44•17 | 04.23.08 | Commentary

Hey, can you do something for me real quick? Could you enlist in the Army? I'm only asking because I was just wondering about it, because it would... more»
Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

ISSUE 44•17 | 04.21.08 | Newsroom

A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening. more»

teens

Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug To Worry About

Stigmatic Teen Says His Miracle Is Gross

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior

Teen Sexting Not As Prevalent As Thought

Anarchy Symbol Updated To Appeal To Today's Teens

Least Popular Teen Hangouts

Rise In Teen Pregnancy Proves Teens Still Got It

Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

Flavored Cigarettes Banned

Die Young, Live Fast

Teens Don't Tweet

Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table

Area Teen Up To Something

Law Allows Abandoning Teens

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Nation In Love With Girl From Record Store

Minister Constantly Mentions Teenage Son's Virginity

Point/Counterpoint: Party! vs. Whoo! Party!

Underprotective Father Demands Daughter Arrive Home By 10 A.M.

Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

Friends From Home Embarrassing

Ask A Girl Whose Boyfriend Went To Six Flags With Someone Else

Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn

Listen, Can You Do Me A Favor And Join The Army?

Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

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