Television
Leno's Voicemail Message Pauses For Laughter
LOS ANGELESTonight Show host Jay Leno's home outgoing voicemail message stops briefly to allow for audience laughter, sources reported Monday. "You have reached ...
Suicide Letter Full Of Simpsons References
STORRS, CTUniversity of Connecticut sophomore Aaron Bennett, 20, was found dead of an apparent sleeping-pill overdose in his campus-area apartment Saturday, a suicide note ...
Woman Only Dates On National Television Now
HOLLYWOOD—After stints on Temptation Island, The Bachelor, and For Love Or Money, 23-year-old bartender/model Angela Langdon announced Monday that she refuses to date ...
Pfizer Launches 'Zoloft For Everything' Ad Campaign
NEW YORK—Seeking to broaden their customer base, Pfizer announced that Zoloft can cure everything, from pre-date jitters to the Monday blues.
Media Coverage Of The War
Across the nation, citizens are glued to their TV sets for war coverage. What do you think of the job the media are doing?
NBC Cancels CSI
BURBANK, CA—Seeking to bolster its Thursday-night Nielsen numbers, NBC announced Monday that it is cancelling the highly rated CBS drama CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ...
Fox's Reality Shows
Having struck ratings gold with Man Vs. Beast and Joe Millionaire, Fox has plans for more reality-TV programming.
Teen Newsweek Reports North Korea Is The Bomb
Teen Newsweek Reports North Korea Is The Bomb
NEW YORK—According to the new issue of Teen Newsweek, a fledgling Newsweek spin-off aimed at younger ...
NEW YORK—According to the new issue of Teen Newsweek, a fledgling Newsweek spin-off aimed at younger ...
History Channel Admits To Profiting From Nazi Documentaries
NEW YORK—The History Channel confessed Monday that it used Nazi footage to fatten its coffers. "The time has come to bring our network's ...
Daytime-Talk-Show Mixup Leads To 1,000-Pound- Man Makeover
NEW YORK—In a mix-up Ricki Lake producers called "deeply regrettable," 1,000-pound Willard Hoskins, 37, was removed from his Paramus, NJ, home by forklift ...
Prison Warden Appears On Leno With Some Of His Favorite Prisoners
BURBANK, CA—San Quentin State Prison warden Ron Ditmeier wowed Monday's Tonight Show audience by displaying some of his favorite prisoners. "Rufus here is ...
Logo In Corner Of TV Reminds Man He's Masturbating To Spice
FRANKLIN, VT—A logo in the lower-right-hand corner of his TV screen helped remind Peter Brighton that he was masturbating to the Spice channel Monday ...










