The election 2008 issue
Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton
In the latest debate, Democratic presidential candidates singled out Hillary Clinton as a subject for criticism. Here are some of their...
Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government
WASHINGTON, DC—Political scientists at the Cato Institute announced Monday that they have inadvertently synthesized a previously theoretical...
National News Highlights
SAN ANTONIO, TX—With the eyes of his teammates upon him, Billy Souther, 17, waited a few minutes after injecting his first steroids before happily ...
National News Highlights
BUFFALO, NY—Proactive mayor Byron Brown bought a used wrecking ball on eBay with petty cash and will be taking the city's situation into ...
National News Highlights
CLEARWATER BEACH, FL—Jenny and Ron Schopenhouser found that getting a babysitter and going out on a dinner date one night a week helped them ...
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician
WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a...
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab
WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack...
Motor City Madman Attacks Dems
In a video of a recent live performance, rocker Ted Nugent launched into a tirade against Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) and Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY),...
McCain Late To Debate Due To Greyhound Delays
DES MOINES, IA—Citing a series of unanticipated disruptions to the Greyhound bus service, a red-faced and breathless Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)...
Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn
WASHINGTON, DC—From atop the broad back of his steed, LaFollette, the Mysterious Congressman (D-WI) warned of his intentions to confront opponents with deadly wit.
Gilmore Drops Out Of Race
James Gilmore III has ended his campaign to be the Republican candidate for president in 2008. What do you think?
John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011
DES MOINES, IA—Edwards' "Only the Good Things" proposal builds on previous efforts to end bad things such as skinned knees, curse words, and splinters.
Barack Obama 'Tiger Beat' Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote
WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings...
Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore
MANCHESTER, NH—A sold-out crowd at St. Anselm College refused to leave after the Republican presidential debate came to a close Tuesday,...
Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'
In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in...












