The Election 2008 Issue

Your Horoscope

ISSUE 44•01 | 01.01.08 | Horoscope
Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton

ISSUE 43•45 | 11.07.07 | Infographic

In the latest debate, Democratic presidential candidates singled out Hillary Clinton as a subject for criticism. Here are some of their... more»
Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

ISSUE 43•44 | 10.30.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Political scientists at the Cato Institute announced Monday that they have inadvertently synthesized a previously theoretical... more»
National News Highlights

10.22.07 | National News Highlights

SAN ANTONIO, TX—With the eyes of his teammates upon him, Billy Souther, 17, waited a few minutes after injecting his first steroids before happily reporting that his balls didn't feel any smaller. more»
National News Highlights

10.22.07 | National News Highlights

BUFFALO, NY—Proactive mayor Byron Brown bought a used wrecking ball on eBay with petty cash and will be taking the city's situation into his own hands. more»
National News Highlights

10.22.07 | National News Highlights

CLEARWATER BEACH, FL—Jenny and Ron Schopenhouser found that getting a babysitter and going out on a dinner date one night a week helped them rekindle their love of Chili's. more»
If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

ISSUE 43•42 | 10.17.07 | Commentary

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many candidates,... more»
15 Awesome Lies About Hillary Clinton

ISSUE 43•38 | 09.21.07 | Sunday Magazine
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician

ISSUE 43•38 | 09.18.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a... more»
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab

ISSUE 43•37 | 09.12.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack... more»
Motor City Madman Attacks Dems

ISSUE 43•35 | 08.30.07 | American Voices

In a video of a recent live performance, rocker Ted Nugent launched into a tirade against Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) and Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY),... more»
McCain Late To Debate Due To Greyhound Delays

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•32 | 08.06.07 | News in Brief

DES MOINES, IA—Citing a series of unanticipated disruptions to the Greyhound bus service, a red-faced and breathless Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)... more»
Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•31 | 07.30.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—From atop the broad back of his steed, LaFollette, the Mysterious Congressman (D-WI) warned of his intentions to confront opponents with deadly wit. more»
Gilmore Drops Out Of Race

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•29 | 07.17.07 | American Voices

James Gilmore III has ended his campaign to be the Republican candidate for president in 2008. What do you think? more»
John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•29 | 07.16.07 | News

DES MOINES, IA—Edwards' "Only the Good Things" proposal builds on previous efforts to end bad things such as skinned knees, curse words, and splinters. more»
Where Are Our Tax Dollars Going?

ISSUE 43•27 | 06.28.07 | Statshot
Barack Obama 'Tiger Beat' Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote

ISSUE 43•25 | 06.19.07 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings... more»
Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•23 | 06.06.07 | News in Brief

MANCHESTER, NH—A sold-out crowd at St. Anselm College refused to leave after the Republican presidential debate came to a close Tuesday,... more»
Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'

ISSUE 43•20 | 05.18.07 | American Voices

In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in... more»
Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•18 | 05.01.07 | News in Photos
Rhode Island Votes To Move 2008 Primary To Tomorrow

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•16 | 04.18.07 | News in Brief

PROVIDENCE, RI—The Rhode Island legislature has passed a law moving the state's presidential primary to tomorrow, forcing candidates from... more»
McCain To Send Self Back To Vietnamese POW Camp To Revitalize Campaign

ISSUE 43•16 | 04.16.07 | News

PHOENIX, AZ—McCain's decision to revisit the indescribable degradation was prompted by a desire to reconnect with the struggles that defined him as a leader. more»
Edwards Discourages Sympathy Vote

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•13 | 03.28.07 | American Voices

Presidential contender John Edwards said that he does not want people to support him just because his wife has cancer. What do you think? more»
Friend Who's Into Politics Makes You Feel Stupid Again

ISSUE 44•01 ISSUE 43•13 | 03.27.07 | News in Brief

CHICAGO—Nate Carney, 28, your well-read, politically minded friend of eight years, made you feel ignorant again Tuesday with his incisive... more»
Hillary Clinton Tries To Woo Voters By Rescinding Candidacy

ISSUE 43•11 | 03.14.07 | News

DES MOINES, IA—"For the first time, she's really speaking to the whole nation," said pundit Chris Matthews about Hillary Clinton's latest bid to appease constituents. more»
Bill Clinton Waiting Until After Primaries To Endorse Candidate

ISSUE 43•09 | 02.28.07 | News in Photos
Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

ISSUE 43•08 | 02.21.07 | News

NEW YORK—Supporters of the former mayor praised Giuliani for his "early and unwavering commitment" to 9/11 more»
Hillary Clinton Inspires Young Girls To Form Presidential Exploratory Committees

ISSUE 43•07 | 02.15.07 | News in Brief

NEW YORK—Sen. Hillary Clinton's (D–NY) preliminary announcement that she will seek the nation's highest office is having a profound... more»
Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy

ISSUE 43•06 | 02.06.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC— Earning a distinctive reputation for promoting fiscal responsibility and civil rights, he is currently the only senator who casts votes via flaming arrow. more»
Hillary in '08

ISSUE 43•04 | 01.23.07 | American Voices

Hillary Clinton announced that she will run for president in the 2008 election. What do you think? more»

the election 2008 issue

Your Horoscope

Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton

Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government

National News Highlights

National News Highlights

National News Highlights

If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

15 Awesome Lies About Hillary Clinton

Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician

Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab

Motor City Madman Attacks Dems

McCain Late To Debate Due To Greyhound Delays

Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn

Gilmore Drops Out Of Race

John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011

Where Are Our Tax Dollars Going?

Barack Obama 'Tiger Beat' Cover Clinches Slumber Party Vote

Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore

Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'

Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man

Rhode Island Votes To Move 2008 Primary To Tomorrow

McCain To Send Self Back To Vietnamese POW Camp To Revitalize Campaign

Edwards Discourages Sympathy Vote

Friend Who's Into Politics Makes You Feel Stupid Again

Hillary Clinton Tries To Woo Voters By Rescinding Candidacy

Bill Clinton Waiting Until After Primaries To Endorse Candidate

Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11

Hillary Clinton Inspires Young Girls To Form Presidential Exploratory Committees

Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy

Hillary in '08

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