Time travel
Glorious New Tomorrow Postponed Indefinitely
EARTH—In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of nearly every major belief system on Earth announced Monday the indefinite postponement of the ...
U.S. Dept. Of Retro Warns: 'We May Be Running Out Of Past'
WASHINGTON, DC—At a press conference Monday, U.S. Retro Secretary Anson Williams issued a strongly worded warning of an imminent "national retro crisis," cautioning ...
Hunter-Soldier From Future Warns: 'Beware The Digital Pets'
UNITED NATIONS—Jared-27, a hunter-soldier from the year 2189, addressed the United Nations Monday in an attempt to prevent enslavement, torture and forced breeding at ...
Connecticut Man Visited By Being From Another Time Zone
NORWALK, CT—Past met present Monday when Norwalk resident Tony Shearing was visited by his cousin, Paul Kulwicki, who resides in the state of Missouri ...
Man From Last Week Smacked Into Present Day
WILMINGTON, NC—n a rare case of violence-powered time travel, Wilmington resident Phil Zipper was smacked into this week by a forceful blow delivered by ...
