Travel
A Tent In The Backyard!
Why can’t I just camp out in the backyard? Come on, it’s warm enough! Jared could stay over and we won’t be ...
San Francisco: The City By The Bay
This one-of-a-kind place offers food, sites, and people specific to it. There are ways to get alcohol and beds to sleep in at night, and ...
Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
ABOVE CONCORDIA, KS—Her pen mercilessly slashing its way through a stack of handwritten pages, the middle school English teacher grading papers next to you ...
SeaWorld To Discontinue Great White Shark Ride
ORLANDO, FL—Citing flagging popularity and recurrent technical problems over the attraction’s 10-year run, SeaWorld Orlando announced that it will permanently shutter its great ...
Everyone On Flight Annoyed By Screaming Kid Rock
LOS ANGELES—Passengers on flight 657 from Detroit to Los Angeles confirmed Wednesday that the trip was repeatedly disrupted by the noisy and obnoxious behavior ...
Your Grandmother’s House
The bushes out front are long gone and some guy named Steve lives there now.
Bus Stop Near An Old Friend Of Kurt Cobain’s
The iconic grunge singer most likely walked past this stop on several occasions. Unless this is one of those new bus stops that they put ...
Major Carnival Cruise Line Disasters
The Carnival cruise ship Triumph, which lost electricity and functioning bathrooms while at sea in February, broke free from its mooring in Mobile, AL last ...
STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break
PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea announced it had an awesome time during this year’s spring ...
Dad Returns From Business Trip With Exotic Gifts From Idaho
ATHENS, GA—Following a business trip to the distant and mysterious land of Idaho, area sales representative Gary Chichester has returned home from the three-day ...
Father And Son Take Incredibly Sad Annual Trip To Florida To Watch Mets In Spring Training
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL—In a long-standing and pathetic family tradition, father and son Anthony and Justin Stroud this week made their incredibly depressing annual ...
Albany Bucket Museum
Learn about the history of buckets with a self-guided tour through the museum's four fascinating exhibits, then sit down and watch the hourly documentary ...
Vacationing Detective Just Going To Pretend Like He Didn't Even See Dead Body In The Woods
KISSIMMEE, FL—Firmly reminding himself that he was off-duty, vacationing Minneapolis police detective Jack Ullman, 56, averted his gaze and kept walking as if he ...
Shit-Caked, Urine-Soaked Man Determined To Enjoy Carnival Cruise
GULF OF MEXICO—Following an onboard fire that has left more than 4,000 Carnival cruise ship passengers and crew without electricity, water, and operational ...
Bowling!
Let’s go! Come on, it’ll be fun. Have you ever been to the Lucky Star Lanes? They turn on a bunch of neon ...




















